Song Parodies -> Ballplayers Field With Leather
| Original Song Title: | "Strawberry Fields Forever" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ballplayers Field With Leather" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
pitcher takes the mound
count is oh and two
ballplayers field
keep their eyes peeled
in case the ball should roll about
ballplayers field with leather
fielding ain't easy with glove closed
or when just standing languidly
you gotta crouch, you know
in touch with the game, no doubt
or balls get battered off your knee
home team's back in town
slump, they're going through
ballplayers field
mitts for a shield
sometimes the game becomes a rout
ballplayers field with leather
no strikes, he slings...he's wild, you see
i mean they're always high or low
the batter takes it slow
digs in...as the ball takes flight
but will not swing at pitches, bad
balls are tightly wound
sometimes teams are too
ballplayers field
multi-year deals
if spheroids they routinely clout
ballplayers field with leather
all-stars at some times, happily
but you know some never make those teams
when striving for your dreams
sometimes it can all go wrong
it must be bad for self esteem
baseball bats can pound
and they often do
ballplayers field
nerves are concealed
your goal is just to get them out
ballplayers field with leather
ballplayers field with leather
ballplayers field with leather
count is oh and two
ballplayers field
keep their eyes peeled
in case the ball should roll about
ballplayers field with leather
fielding ain't easy with glove closed
or when just standing languidly
you gotta crouch, you know
in touch with the game, no doubt
or balls get battered off your knee
home team's back in town
slump, they're going through
ballplayers field
mitts for a shield
sometimes the game becomes a rout
ballplayers field with leather
no strikes, he slings...he's wild, you see
i mean they're always high or low
the batter takes it slow
digs in...as the ball takes flight
but will not swing at pitches, bad
balls are tightly wound
sometimes teams are too
ballplayers field
multi-year deals
if spheroids they routinely clout
ballplayers field with leather
all-stars at some times, happily
but you know some never make those teams
when striving for your dreams
sometimes it can all go wrong
it must be bad for self esteem
baseball bats can pound
and they often do
ballplayers field
nerves are concealed
your goal is just to get them out
ballplayers field with leather
ballplayers field with leather
ballplayers field with leather
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I'm rather lost when it comes to sports, but I can recocnize a really good job done on this one. Excellent rhyming. 5's
thanks adagio...i was hoping this would appeal to the non-sports fan....the only sport i really follow is baseball...and its like a religion to me
That is a fantastic baseball parody. Fits the melancholy mood of an 0 for 15 slump. And yes, I'm a huge baseball fan, too. DirecTVs Extra Innings package was the best $150 I ever spent.
Even though I'm a football fan I liked this. USC Trojans forever.
Steroids for spheroids!
thanks mckludge...extra inning package ! ...i'm jealous....thanks 2eagle...can't say i know much about football....thanks john.....next problem MLB needs to look into is the shattering bat issue
I too liked 'spheroids". Just don't mention the Indians. :-P
thanks merry....cleveland who ?????
Sir Alvin, ~ Mighty Duke o' Roads~ these phrases caused me to see 'another' type of game leather altogether . . . chaps anyone ??
Heh heh: "or balls get battered off your knee"! Great imagery all the way through alvin, I really enjoyed :) McKludge, count your blessings, I too, am a baseball fan, however, living where I do makes viewing kinda tough! :) I also nominally follow the Dodgers, and I gather from some of the comments I have seen on this site over the years, that would a cause of some mirth!
This a-mounds to a home run...good pitching
thanks LittleCupCakes...yes, leather is very versatile....thanks peregrin....i've been a dodger fan for 40 years and darned if they haven't done a thing of note in the last 20 years...thanks AFW...glad ya liked
Alvin - Very good mental imagry in this presentation of what has been called "America's passtime" - but in reality should actually have been called "orginized loitering". If this were an actual game the pitcher would get an ERA of 555. Bad era for a pitcher but not for a parody. Nice job Alvin.
organized loitering...lol....thanks guy
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