Song Parodies -> "Ultimate Fighter"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

"Ultimate Fighter"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Would you please meet Adam, he reads lots of books
And he wants to get rid of his nerdy look
He saw a fight with Iceman Liddell
He thought it was cool, so he wants to be an ultimate fighter,
Ultimate fighter

Now Adam is a really scrawny man
And the friends he has, they don’t understand.
He started training by just lifting snails
He knows he’s weak but he wants to be an ultimate fighter,
Ultimate fighter
Ultimate fighter

People are still laughing, cause he plays bassoon
But he’s got a cage around his living room.
You would think that he would do something worthwhile
But he won’t give up cause he wants to be an ultimate fighter,
Ultimate fighter

If you would like to know, his funerals’ tonight
He was knocked right out in his first fight
You can see his tombstone, you can read it here
“Down on the first hit and he was killed by an ultimate fighter”
Ultimate fighter
Ultimate fighter (x5)

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Michael Pacholek - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment

As my fellow New Jerseyan, Lou Costello, would say... Heyyyy Abbott! You're getting the ultimate rating, a five!

Matthias - October 20, 2010 - Report this comment

Talk about your depressing endings. This was one was good up into that last stanza and my heart dropped. I liked the line about him lifting snails (and I guess somebody this weak probably would be killed by one punch)

Below Average Dave - October 21, 2010 - Report this comment

I actually found this one to be a tad sad. . .I hope the real Ultimate Fighting Championship has certain requirements in place and testing to make sure such a sad scenario can't happen

Mark Scotti - October 22, 2010 - Report this comment

(ABC) 555 quick flurry of punches..

Agrimorfee - October 23, 2010 - Report this comment

Whoa. Downer endings have no place in Parodyland? Well yes of course,, but I think in this song, with the OS upbeat ryhthm the ending just doesn't payoff like as was intended

Guy - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment

ABC-UV

I disagree and digress from the above comments. Someone this scrawny who is stupid enough to get into a cage with the human version of a junk yard dog needs his ass kicked. Good parody, better ending.

bobpiecheese - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment

(ABC5) Amusing little parody. The happy tone of the OS did jar with the sad ending, but I guess that was the point. And hey, people getting the snot beaten out of them is hilarious (when you're not the one getting beaten, that is). 555 for you.

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