Song Parodies -> "She's Lindsay Lohan"

Original Song Title:

"Please, Mr. Postman"

Original Performer:

"She's Lindsay Lohan"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I haven't written many parodies lately but, this one just came to me, title first, as they usually do. Once that title is stuck in your head, there's not much else you can focus on, until you write the parody and move on. There is a recording of the parody on the Amiright home page and, on my Soundclick page at http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=322836

(Waste!) Oh yes, what a nitwit, Lindsay Lohan!

(Waste!) Way-ay-ay-asted, Lindsay Lohan

(Lindsay Lohan’s so sad, she) Oh yeah
(Spends all her time half in the bag, you see) She’s, she’s Lindsay Lohan
(She’s been wasted such a long time) Oh yeah
(Doubt that girl could walk a straight line)

She’s messed up again today
Yeah, her eyes look so far away
She’s Lindsay Lohan, rich and free
But she’s pathetic, pathetic to me

She’s just standing there, staring, Lindsay Lohan
So vacantly
That mink she stole, should have known better
Than to pose in it for all to see

She’s Lindsay Lohan
(Lindsay Lohan, I think she’s) Oh yeah
(About as smart as any chimpanzee) She’s, she’s Lindsay Lohan
(She’s been wasted such a long time) Oh yeah
(Doubt that girl could walk a straight line)

So many days she’s passed out, high
She makes Spears look like apple pie
Her mom and pop would like to forget her
Empty her room, ignore all her letters

She’s Lindsay Lohan
(Lindsay Lohan, I think she’s) Oh yeah
(About as smart as any chimpanzee) She’s, she’s Lindsay Lohan
(She’s been wasted such a long time) Oh yeah
(Doubt that girl could walk a straight line)

She’s such a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Just a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Just a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah

Hey check her out, she…sure looks high to me

Oh, you’re a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Just a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Just a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah

Just vanish like Greta and soon they’ll forget

You’re such a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Just a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Just a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit, oh yeah
Such a wasted nitwit, wasted nitwit

(Fade)

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alvin - June 03, 2008 - Report this comment

i sang along...twas fun...worthy target

McKludge - June 03, 2008 - Report this comment

I think you may have insulted chimpanzees with this one. 555

MrMacphisto - June 03, 2008 - Report this comment

LOL... nice

Ann Hammond - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment

he he

Phil Alexander - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment

So sharp, you could cut yourself on it :-) Cruel... but you have to be cruel, to be.. well you just have to be, I guess.

2Eagle - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment

Good bashing.

Rick C - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks for checking it out.

Below Average Dave - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment

Lindsay Lohan, she brings this upon herself--oh yes she does.

Rick C - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment

Hey Dave, how do I get the recording onto your site and the FUMP?

Below Average Dave - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment

I'm headed to work at the moment, just submit it when you get a chance today, I'll upload the hard file and then send you a PM with the info you need tonight when I get home

Kristof Robertson - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment

Monsieur Cormier....tres bon! Great to see your stuff here again, buddy...this was a perfect title sub, and such a fun piece. I'll listen to the recording when I get home tonight. 555+++

Spaff.com - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment

"Lindsay Lohan" for "Mister Postman" is (as Kristof says) a perfect sub. Sweet job on the recording too.

Rick C - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks Dave, Kristof and Spaff.

stuart mcarthur - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment

lol - she sure IS a wasted nitwit, Rick - it's just a hunch but I reckon the world "wasted nitwit" count has doubled in the last ten years or so - great to see you back and I agree that when you get a good title sub it won't let you rest - my trouble is I haven't thought of a good title sub all year - 555

Rick C - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment

I'm sure something will come to you, Stu. I sure do miss the old gang.

Peregrin - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment

Good work Rick, and so true!

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