One day, she’s playin’ guitar
Then things, they decayed, yeah
An episode quite bizarre
Did happen her way

She’s got a pick in her eye
How did that pick, it arrive?
She’s got a pick in her eye
Yeah she got skewer’d

It’s said that living with the
San An-dreas fault, yeah
Will soon enough guarantee
A hell of a jolt

She got a pick in her eye
As all around her, stuff flied
She’s got a pick in her eye
From Richter-fare

All pointy ‘way from fret it did fly
And sought a wink slice
A plot to ret’na-cide-y
The floor it got to swaying awry
She paid a pick price
A blot on optom-etry

I think it’s lookin’ quite bad
In corneal way, yeah
The girl was striving for ‘rad’
When earth gave away, yeah

Owww! She's got a pick in her eye
She’s got a pick in her eye
She's got a pick in her eye
Op-tical scare!

One moment she was ridin’ so high
She played a lick, choice
Upon a new axe, ide’lly
Before refrain was searing too high
She caught a quake-wise
Garotte pupilec-tomy

She dreads that music’ly way
Mishap won’t allow yeah
Save play like clever Jose
Felicia-nooooow, yeah

‘Cus she got a pick in her eye
She’s got a pick in her eye
She’s got a pick in her eye
They’ll be no glare

Conjunctiv-y tear, occlarial scare
Ill-lensy affair, unsighful dispair,
Ungazeily air, a quavery stare...