Song Parodies -> "Newt's A Real Nowhere Man"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Original Performer:

"Newt's A Real Nowhere Man"

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The Lyrics

Written in 1999, after Newt Gingrich resigned from Congress in disgrace as House Speaker

Newt's a real nowhere man
Sitting out in nowhere land
Eating all his great big plans
He's nobody

Hasn't changed his point of view
Knows not how the chance he blew
Isn't he a bitter man truly?

Nowhere Man didn't listen
Leadership, he was missing
Nowhere man, you failed and
You've lost your command

He's as blind as he can be
Just see what he wants to see
Nowhere Man
Did not forsee his fall

Nowhere Man got surly
In prime time, left early
You stood tall, but somebody else
Ended your plan
(Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha)

Hasn't changed his point of view
Knows not how the chance he blew
Isn't he a bitter man truly?

Nowhere Man didn't listen
Leadership, he was missing
Nowhere man, you failed and
You've lost your command
(Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha)

Newt's a real nowhere man
Sitting out in nowhere land
Eating all his great big plans, he's nobody
Eating all his great big plans, he's nobody
Eating all his great big plans, he's nobody

Author's web site version with MIDI music

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