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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Boozer"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Loser"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Boozer"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

Funny how these things evolve. What began as just another comic spoof about spirits took a last-second turn for the spiritual.
"I’m a Boozer"

I’m a boozer,
I’m a boozer,
Yes, I’m just what I appear to be.

Of all the hooch that I quaff, most is tossed,
and I lament ev’ry drop that’s thus lost.
Each one’s a hurl in a million my friend
And o’er the white throne for eons I bend

I’m a boozer,
Yes, I’m just what I appear to be.
I’m a boozer,
Few things are dear as beer to me.

Open a cask of wine, I’ll soon be ’round
Always my flask’s at lips, tipped upside down.
I often drive to the levee when dry
To share those good ol’ boys’ whiskey and rye.

I’m a boozer,
Yes, I’m just what I appear to be.
I’m a boozer,
And to drinkless be disquiets me.

My lust for liquor I can’t overstate,
and that addiction will never abate
’til fully down the steep stairwell I fall
and begin up those 12 steps to crawl.

I’m a boozer,
Yes, and it’s clear to me
that a boozer,
I’ll stay ‘til Bob and Bill** appear to me.

© Stan Hall … ** Dr. Bob Smith and Bill Wilson, co-founders in 1937 of AA. I've long enjoyed using many sorts of intoxicants, and can't begin to know what mixture of good sense, good luck, and lucky genetics has kept me just a user, not an abuser. I do know, tho', that I've had some friends less sensible and/or lucky, and that Bob & BIll saved some of'em. :-)

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AFW - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
I'll drink to this...
Invisible Boy - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment name is IB...and I'm a parodoholic. Nice job Stan. If friends ask if I have a drinking problem I say "Hey, I drink, I fall problem" Kidding !!
Now I'll just say "I'm a friend of Stan H"

P.S. What's with you and alvin today ?
alvin - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
lushly written...we're on the same page today
littleCupCakes - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for temperance in all things . . . but somehow I've always had an interest in men who lust . . . for either wine, woman, song! They are make the best company!
MrMacphisto - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Have 15 drinks on me....

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