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Song Parodies -> "Toast Today"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Toast Today"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan S.

The Lyrics

No hyperbole here, except I intended for the subtitle to be "The Crispy, Crunchy Comedy Of Culinary Catastrophes", but it wouldn't fit in the box.
Toast today
Turned the omlette into egg flambe
And it looks as though I seared the 'cakes
Oh, we'll be having toast today

Clumsy me
I burned half the stuff in our pantry
There's a smoke-cloud hanging over me;
The oven flared up suddenly

Should I cook on "low"?
I don't know - it doesn't say
I set the oven wrong
How I long for better brains

[repeat chorus and last verse at your leisure - perhaps over breakfast?]
Copyright, 2008, Jonathan S. / Jonny Spazzbourne And I'd like to acknowledge two especially good parodies here--be sure to put those dirty dishes in the Dishwasher when you're done with breakfast, especially if you're a Tiller Queen.
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Jason - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Welcome back Jon. S. Where have you been?
Jonathan S. - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
I've been living on that street--Writer's Block. LOL. Seriously, at least as far as lyrics, inspiration has been a little hard to come by. It's easy to come up with titles, and, in some cases, maybe a couple lines, but I'm having trouble trying to come up with whole parodies. Anyway, I appreciate your concern.
MrMacphisto - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
As that guy from Mortal Kombat used to say... TOASTY... 5-5-5
Peregrin - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Goodone. Tasty!
littlePanCakes - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
555 Sir ~John More Than~. Sometimes the ~ Oven god ~ refuses to bless the cook!
Jonathan S. - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, MrMacphisto, Peregrin, and littlePanCakes!

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