she was a lively girl
lovely, bright and gay
she's been dead a long time
stuffed my special way
cause its she i love so dearly
right downstairs she stays

mummified
but as fresh as a daisy
folks would say i was crazy
to keep her here at home

so mummified
don't assume that's it tragic
taxidermy is magic
for preserving one's mom

people thought her living, although seldom seen
and now the shock of meeting her
left you weak in the knees
hee hee hee

so mummified
some would find this quite drastic
her ol' pelt's still elastic
i bet she will last long

mummified, she stays with me

i like her..ooh yeah
i like this kinda...dead tidy mama
rawhidey mama
i'm not a ghoul
saying so would really be cruel

i'm the one who took her life so callously
but i'll keep her close eternally
hee hee hee

mummified
but as fresh as a daisy
folks would say i was crazy
to keep her here at home