Song Parodies -> "Au Pair Man"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Original Performer:

"Au Pair Man"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

He's a real Au Pair man
Sitters rouse his gonad gland
Making tall his so fair lance
He’s so naughty

Doesn’t care that it’s taboo
Knows he should not presume to
Doesn’t want her ID for to see

Au Pair man’s remiss in
Choosing whose lass he’s kissin’
Au Pair man, young girl
Is what you demand

Wife’s as blind as she can be
Does she want this apathy?
Au Pair man has secrets see
The gall...

Au Pair man, so horrid
Boink young girl - so torrid
Nanny-ball - while above the stairs
Kids are in bed

Moral path is quite askew
Chose home help now to pursue
His trustee, he’s plying
With Chablis

Au Pair man, cheap baubles
Given out, don’t mean foibles
Are okay; the girl
Ain’t at your command

He's a real Au Pair man
Sitters rouse his gonad gland
Breaking all the rules, his plans
Are so shoddy
Breaking all the rules, his plans
Are so shoddy
Breaking all the rules, his plans
Are so shoddy

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Doppelbock - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment

Truly outstanding. Excellent phrasing and word selection, e.g., "Au Pair man's remiss in/Choosing what lass he's kissin". Nicely done!

McKludge - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment

Nice Pair by this Pair. I'll give you, Au, some fives.

alvin - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment

i think everyone has fallen in love with their sitter at one time or another...fun sing a long

Michael Pacholek - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment

This sits well with me.

John Barry - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment

Another gem from the O[utstanding] pair.

AFW - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment

Quite clever and humorous

mandamoo - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment

Great job to a great OS - keep 'em coming !

Ann Hammond - January 12, 2008 - Report this comment

he he

Stan Hall - January 12, 2008 - Report this comment

Bravi! An absolute gem. Plus looking you up under Authors as "Merry & Pippin" finally unmasked the mysterious "Meriadoc" whose comments I've seen subtending my own creations. Re that, I hope -- _if_ it passes the "filth fliter" and is posted, -- my special-for-Meriadoc version of "Will You (Still) Love Me Tomorrow" adequately corrects the disappointed expectations you mentioned when my earlier glove-related take on that ditty. :-) If it doesn't appear, I'll send you it directly.

PMS - January 12, 2008 - Report this comment

It is Au-pair-ent to me that this deserves 555

Meriadoc - January 12, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks everyone. It started out as "Mohair Man" but that was done already... :-)

Peregrin - January 13, 2008 - Report this comment

Actually, it started life as "No Hair Man" ! :)

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