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Song Parodies -> "No Lack"

Original Song Title:

"Get Back"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"No Lack"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

The dickens of a parody of The Beatles' song, "Get back"
“No Lack”

Jojo was a man who, when he got a boner,
Left the ladies all aghast
Jojo’s heft astounded Rita and Ramona
(each a California lass.)

No lack, no lack, no lack down where it don’t belong.
No lack, no lack, no lack down where it don’t belong.
No lack, Jojo.
Some bone!

No lack, no lack, no lack down where it don’t belong.
No lack, no lack, no lack down where it don’t belong.
No lack, Jo.

Sweet Loretta Martin, born and raised a woman,
Opted for another plan
When the surgeons finished minusin’ and summin’
She’d become a horse-hung man.

No lack, no lack, no lack down where it don’t belong.
No lack, no lack, no lack down where it don’t belong.
No lack, Loretta!
Some bone!

No lack, no lack, no lack down where it don’t belong.
No lack, no lack, no lack down where it don’t belong.

No lack
Woo …

© Stan Hall

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alvin - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
especiially liked the "minusin' and summin' bit...lol
John Barry - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
No lack of bone-ticklers in the one.
Peregrin - January 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Good grief, well, many of us may aspire to that (not the Loretta Martin stanza...))

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