Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Ballad Of Alfred"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Madonna"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ballad Of Alfred"

Parody Written by:

Byron Holmes

The Lyrics

You know that polka dot woozle from the "heffalumps and woozles" segment in Winnie The Pooh? Well, I think this is what happened to him.
Alfred the woozle, regrets '68,
'Cause there's a movie he stars in that he really hates.
He stole from Disney, gave to MGM,
That cause his career to come to an end.
Friday night turned into a nutcase,
Sunday morning, pranking all the nuns,
Monday he poisons bootlace,
Gave someone runs!

Alfred the woozle, playing lots of PONG,
from then he switched to Donkey Kong.
*sax and organ solo*
Then things went wrong!

Alfred the woozle, reunion '88
All for being in a movie that he really hates.
*sax solo*
Very 1st day was never ending,
2nd started wasn't very long.
Finally his hope was pending,
used gear weren't kindling.

Alfred the woozle, regrets '68
'Cause there's a movie he stars in that he really hates.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   0
 0
 0
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles2087.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 875