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Song Parodies -> "Love That Meat, But Seen It Made ?"
Original Song Title:
"Lovely Rita"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Love That Meat, But Seen It Made ?"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
love that meat, but seen it made ?
love that meat, but seen it made ?
love the meat, but...seen it made ?
nothing could be so grievous
first they get conked so they will pass away
when at last, the carcass teeters
its prepared, so you can eat 'er
filing off the gristle as they swing on large hooks
temps are low, to keep 'em colder
as they cut the flanks and shoulders
so you'll have a little bit of filet mignon
(wah...wah...wah...wah)
love that meat, but...seen it made ?
animals sliced up neatly
never be free....no way to flee, you see
MEATY !
taken off...to see the skinner
bloody bath...then wrapped for dinner
once they're eaten up, you'll never see 'em again
have your fill...enjoy the flavor
take some home...i'm sure you'll savor
but just think it over...its a critter, they slew
oh !
love that meat, but...seen it made ?
honest, it would disgust you
give it a think, when sausage links, you chew
love that meat, but...seen it made ?
love that meat, but...seen it made ?
love that meat, but...seen it made ?
(oh, meaty...meaty...meaty...meaty...stains)
love that meat, but...seen it made ?
(animal noises punctuated by yelps of pain)
love that meat, but seen it made ?
love the meat, but...seen it made ?
nothing could be so grievous
first they get conked so they will pass away
when at last, the carcass teeters
its prepared, so you can eat 'er
filing off the gristle as they swing on large hooks
temps are low, to keep 'em colder
as they cut the flanks and shoulders
so you'll have a little bit of filet mignon
(wah...wah...wah...wah)
love that meat, but...seen it made ?
animals sliced up neatly
never be free....no way to flee, you see
MEATY !
taken off...to see the skinner
bloody bath...then wrapped for dinner
once they're eaten up, you'll never see 'em again
have your fill...enjoy the flavor
take some home...i'm sure you'll savor
but just think it over...its a critter, they slew
oh !
love that meat, but...seen it made ?
honest, it would disgust you
give it a think, when sausage links, you chew
love that meat, but...seen it made ?
love that meat, but...seen it made ?
love that meat, but...seen it made ?
(oh, meaty...meaty...meaty...meaty...stains)
love that meat, but...seen it made ?
(animal noises punctuated by yelps of pain)
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Alvin - From reading this it has brought to mind a school field trip to a meat processing plant when I was a kid. Some of the kids got squeemish but I worked on a farm and it was just the way things were. You would never eat baloney, most cold cuts and hot dogs again if you ever have seen them being made. Hogs at market are the worse. They have a higher intelligence and they know what is going on. Enough with that already - you going to eat that pork chop? If not pass it over here. This parody meats your highest standards of butchering otherwise innoculous OSes.
thanks guy....i've never been inside a meat processing plant...but i used to work at a place that was near the main meat processing area of los angeles...they put them all together in one zone so they wouldn't be stinking up other parts of town...the most disturbing one was "farmer john".....it was surrounded by a gaily painted wooden fence depicting cartoon piggies, having picnics, riiding bikes, flying kites and so on, whilst the air was filled with the smell of burnt piggy death...i don't eat meat with bones....but i am a carnivore to be sure
Meaty subject, I grew up on a midwestern farm, where we used to DIY butcher..but, I'd be too squeamish for that, today...original and very well done parody
thanks AFW...hell, i used to nearly throw up trying to put a worm on a hook
From history lesson to social commentary. We are seeing the serious side of alvin in 2008. Unique idea for a less often parodied Meatles song.
thanks IB.....meatles...lol
Too many great loins to mention
Hi alvin :) This one was a choice cut!
thanks PMS and peregrin
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