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Song Parodies -> "Anthony Perkins"
Original Song Title:
"Eleanor Rigby"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Anthony Perkins"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Sorry Alvin - Don't mean to steal your thunder but I just couldn't resist. Carmine an' da boys is askin' kin'ly fer a piece uv da axshun. In retoin yous kin makes alls da mob stuff yous wuntz.
Author's note - Anthony Perkins played the lead role of Norman Bates in Alfred Hitchcock's thriller movie Psycho (Release date 16 June 1960). Appreciation goes out to Mr. Alvin Rhodes who is the undisputed master of Bates horror parody.
Happy New Year!
For a Youtube listen to the 1966 Beatles song "All the Lonely People" Click HERE
Author's note - Anthony Perkins played the lead role of Norman Bates in Alfred Hitchcock's thriller movie Psycho (Release date 16 June 1960). Appreciation goes out to Mr. Alvin Rhodes who is the undisputed master of Bates horror parody.
Happy New Year!
For a Youtube listen to the 1966 Beatles song "All the Lonely People" Click HERE
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Aah, look through all these horny key holes,
Aah, look through all these horny peep holes,
Anthony Perkins licks up an ice pick he does lurch near the bedding linen,
Lives for a scream.
Near shower window, stalking the place as he peeps through the jar in the door,
Dressed like a whore.
All these horny peep holes,
He looks just like his mum.
All these lonely fe-moles,
He do them all with prong.
Furthers his "frezy" [1] frighting occurs when this vermin stalks someone so near,
Someone to fear.
Look at him lurking, yarning his stalks late at night while they're washing their hair.
When they are bare.
All these horny key holes,
He looks in on a nun.
All these lonely fe-moles,
His habit's getting strong.
Aah, look in all these horny peep holes,
Aah, look in all these horny key holes,
Norman is sickly: Hides on his perch he's all scarried alarmed and insane,
Bates was his name.
Father's a nazi ripping the skirt from this lad quite in shock from this knave.
Thus is his crave.
All these horny peep holes,
He'll dress just like his mum.
All these lonely fe-moles,
He do them all with prong.
Aah, look through all these horny key holes,
Aah, look through all these horny peep holes,
Anthony Perkins licks up an ice pick he does lurch near the bedding linen,
Lives for a scream.
Near shower window, stalking the place as he peeps through the jar in the door,
Dressed like a whore.
All these horny peep holes,
He looks just like his mum.
All these lonely fe-moles,
He do them all with prong.
Furthers his "frezy" [1] frighting occurs when this vermin stalks someone so near,
Someone to fear.
Look at him lurking, yarning his stalks late at night while they're washing their hair.
When they are bare.
All these horny key holes,
He looks in on a nun.
All these lonely fe-moles,
His habit's getting strong.
Aah, look in all these horny peep holes,
Aah, look in all these horny key holes,
Norman is sickly: Hides on his perch he's all scarried alarmed and insane,
Bates was his name.
Father's a nazi ripping the skirt from this lad quite in shock from this knave.
Thus is his crave.
All these horny peep holes,
He'll dress just like his mum.
All these lonely fe-moles,
He do them all with prong.
[1] Yes - I know - this is another Hitchcock thriller starring Jon Finch as Richard Blaney.
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You've got a screamingly funny one yourself, Guy. 5's
I have a feeling you like Halloween in October too. This was very well written, as your stuff always is, and although The Beatles don't really have to many songs I would consider challenging. . .this one was an exception. Happy New Year buddy.
Pat - GMTA - Thanks. To reiterate, I loved your parody today. Quite funny - hope you get a good response on it - it is worth the read. Wonder where Mr. Rhodes is today?
BAD - Actually I do not care much for the "holiday" in October. I just had to rattle Alvin a bit and crank up some of his master Bates talent for making horror funny. I'm glad that you find this the exception. I am very selective of Beatles songs in parody. Have you seen Alvin's rendition of "Mr. Kite" today? It's worth the read. Happy New Year buddy.
BAD - Actually I do not care much for the "holiday" in October. I just had to rattle Alvin a bit and crank up some of his master Bates talent for making horror funny. I'm glad that you find this the exception. I am very selective of Beatles songs in parody. Have you seen Alvin's rendition of "Mr. Kite" today? It's worth the read. Happy New Year buddy.
Very descriptive, compliments Alfred H's tale
AFW - You may be surprised to learn that I have never seen either Psycho or Frenzy. Alvin's renditions were so well written that it was easy to follow his lead. Guess now I will have to see these - guess who is going to visit Blockbuster soon?
Please disregard the above comment by me. I pasted the wrong message and it got away from me. I have submitted a report to have it removed.
Please disregard the above comment by me. I pasted the wrong message and it got away from me. I have submitted a report to have it removed.
That was a quick removal - thank you admin! Now don't go disregarding Farce's comment. The erroneous post has been removed.
This was a great song for you to take a stab at... 5-5-5
yaaaaaaaaaay....finally i get to read somebody else's psycho parody...nice job...both the song and the movie feature violins....they're just a little shriekier in the movie...guy, you have to check out this movie sometime..its a classic
MrMacphisto - I get the point and thanks!
Alvin - I was beginning to wonder if you were ever going to show up out here. So glad you liked my tribute to your Bates horror parodies. This was a fun write for me. But I'm going to leave the yarn telling of Bates to you. That is unless I get an "itch" to take another stab but it would somehow make me feel like a serial killer. =:-)
I just wanted to prove a point that one parody artist can teach another enough about an unknown context such as me never seeing this movie and be able to pull it off. It shows that you are very effective with your communication skills. They are radically keen my friend - just radically keen. Thank you sir and Happy New Year,
Alvin - I was beginning to wonder if you were ever going to show up out here. So glad you liked my tribute to your Bates horror parodies. This was a fun write for me. But I'm going to leave the yarn telling of Bates to you. That is unless I get an "itch" to take another stab but it would somehow make me feel like a serial killer. =:-)
I just wanted to prove a point that one parody artist can teach another enough about an unknown context such as me never seeing this movie and be able to pull it off. It shows that you are very effective with your communication skills. They are radically keen my friend - just radically keen. Thank you sir and Happy New Year,
Very good job with the title substitution and all the way through.
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