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Song Parodies -> "Dear Rudolph"
Original Song Title:
"Dear Prudence"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Dear Rudolph"
Parody Written by:
Rex Ungericht
The Lyrics
Dear Rudolph, where you going today?
Dear Rudolph, up up and away
You use the beacon of your nose
To help you find some ho-ho-ho’s
Dear Rudolph, fame has made you risque
Dear Rudolph, lighting up the sky
Dear Rudolph, and I found out why
I wondered how your nose could shine
But then I found your cache of wine
Dear Rudolph, Flying high and flying High
Flyin’ round, round
Flyin’ round, round, round
Flyin’ round
Dear Rudolph, you love Taco Bell
Dear Rudolph, and we all can tell
Your extra speed, it now makes sense
Propelled ahead by flatulence
Dear Rudolph, taco’s not a Christmas smell
Dear Rudolph, what did you just inhale?
Dear Rudolph, you could go to jail
You used to live for children’s cheers
But now you hang with Brittney Spears
Dear Rudolph, don’t call Santa for bail
Dear Rudolph, up up and away
You use the beacon of your nose
To help you find some ho-ho-ho’s
Dear Rudolph, fame has made you risque
Dear Rudolph, lighting up the sky
Dear Rudolph, and I found out why
I wondered how your nose could shine
But then I found your cache of wine
Dear Rudolph, Flying high and flying High
Flyin’ round, round
Flyin’ round, round, round
Flyin’ round
Dear Rudolph, you love Taco Bell
Dear Rudolph, and we all can tell
Your extra speed, it now makes sense
Propelled ahead by flatulence
Dear Rudolph, taco’s not a Christmas smell
Dear Rudolph, what did you just inhale?
Dear Rudolph, you could go to jail
You used to live for children’s cheers
But now you hang with Brittney Spears
Dear Rudolph, don’t call Santa for bail
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You and Rudy are in the Christmas spirit.
Somebody's got the Christmas spirit!
So THAT's how he flies do fast! 555
When I see the name Rudolph I think of a certain ballet dancer, but that deer was on the scene long before him.
That explains a lot, and I echo the Taco Bell line, I used to work here, and yeah that's all we get, all night, drunken reindeer.
Powered by methane, it's a renewable resource. 555
As if Rudolph didn't already have enough problems with the day-glo schnozz! Fun stuff, Rex. 555
Many thanks JB, PS, RC, 2E, M, McK, and KR. Just another case of a child star gone bad...
Last Christmas . . . Santa gave me a set(2) of Rudolph's blinking cherries! They keep my 'bees' busy(Sir John Barry) during the Season of Folly.Now Santa can always find me, even on the fog-filled nights! His elves got them from Restoration Hardware, CA
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