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Song Parodies -> "In The Arms Of Dolly Parton"
Original Song Title:
"Octopus's Garden"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"In The Arms Of Dolly Parton"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
...as sung by a midget
i'd like to be...smothered by she
in the arms of dolly parton...in the shade
i'm three foot ten...i'd fit right in
in the arms of dolly parton...i would wade
those massive glands surrounding me
with dolly parton, sweet as can be
i'd like be...mothered by she
in the arms of dolly parton...center stage
it would be warm...against her form
in my little hideaway against this maid
resting my head...below her spread
in the arms of dolly parton...unafraid
they would swing and bounce around
and you all know...where i'd be found
i'd like to be...covered by she
in the arms of dolly parton...what a babe
they'd jut out...without a doubt
immoral ?...the way those things behave ?
(would you say it was depraved ?)
NO ! ...it's joy !...i'd be a happy boy
knowin'...they're slappin' in my face
(slappin' in my face)
i could see...those puppies over me
such a pair could easily amuse
i'd like to be...'neath double Ds
in the arms of dolly parton...what views
in the arms of dolly parton...what views
in the arms of dolly parton...what views
in the arms of dolly parton...in the shade
i'm three foot ten...i'd fit right in
in the arms of dolly parton...i would wade
those massive glands surrounding me
with dolly parton, sweet as can be
i'd like be...mothered by she
in the arms of dolly parton...center stage
it would be warm...against her form
in my little hideaway against this maid
resting my head...below her spread
in the arms of dolly parton...unafraid
they would swing and bounce around
and you all know...where i'd be found
i'd like to be...covered by she
in the arms of dolly parton...what a babe
they'd jut out...without a doubt
immoral ?...the way those things behave ?
(would you say it was depraved ?)
NO ! ...it's joy !...i'd be a happy boy
knowin'...they're slappin' in my face
(slappin' in my face)
i could see...those puppies over me
such a pair could easily amuse
i'd like to be...'neath double Ds
in the arms of dolly parton...what views
in the arms of dolly parton...what views
in the arms of dolly parton...what views
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Very funny, I loved it! All 5's for Alvin and Dolly.
Cleaning the coffee off of my monitor - thanks for starting my day with a big laugh! 555
he he
Nice! Dolly once quipped about herself, "hey, it costs a lot of money to look this cheap."
thanks bonnie, ravyn (yw), ann and sisyphus (lol)
I can just imagine it.
Bad, bad imagery. The thought of a 3 ft 10 inch little person caught between two mountains with a full moon in view is way to much and way too early for such imagery to invade my senses. You are so whacked Alvin. Something I have always wanted to ask you. Do you act out in real life with stuff like your parodies are made of? I do. I'm speaking verbally of course. I think your mind is warped more than mine and that is drastic.
One other thing has been bothering me. When are you going to fix your keyboard? You seem to have lost the ability to perform upper case functions. :-)
One other thing has been bothering me. When are you going to fix your keyboard? You seem to have lost the ability to perform upper case functions. :-)
thanks roger...thanks guy....i suppose i do have some strange mother fixation considering this plus all the psycho parodies...yes, i am warped, but as of yet have never been institutionalized...and i save upper case letters for things like WOW..and NO ! (see above)...plus words that normal people might italicize....contrary to popular belief it is NOT (see?) because i admire the work of e.e. cummings...mainly, i'm just lazy
This reflects the dream of every red blooded parody writer...peaked fives..
thanks AFW....as well as the dream of every midget
Awesome title sub, perfectly executed - this one should be sung into the Grand Canyon
thanks phil....or the grand tetons
BRA-vo!
LOL... yet another great one...
thanks PMS (lol) ....thanks macphisto
Alvin - I did notice the screaming NO in your parody. I just figured you copied and pasted it. I thought for sure your keyboard had a problem ;-)
Those puppies are DD W's...double D WIDES, minimum. I echo your wish, and have dreams to prove it.
Hello, Dolly, these are lulus, Dolly!
guy....nope. its ME who has the problem...lol...thanks dee and john
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