Song Parodies -> "Eight Pasty Geeks"

Original Song Title:

"Eight Days a Week"

Original Performer:

"Eight Pasty Geeks"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

A few years back, Ashton Kutcher pitched a show called Beauty and the Geek, which now airs on the cable network CW. It's a reality show that pairs eight geeky guys with eight hot but vapid girls. I think his pitch might have gone something like this...

Ooh we need a show babe *
Got to fill some time
Not just any show babe
Tuesday’s eight to nine
Tell me, you’ve got, hit for, time slot
Yeah I got the perfect show, babe
Eight pasty geeks!

We’ll get super hot girls,
Really sexy birds! **
Then we’ll take these hot girls,
Pair them up with nerds!
Online gamers, social lamers
Some dudes that never have “got” girls
Eight pasty geeks!

Eight pasty geeks!
They’ve no-o-o-o-oo clue
Eight pasty geeks!
With pleated slacks and real bad hair!

Put them through some tests, babe
Just make sure that you
Show off their big breasts, babe
Keep them all in view!
Tight, firm asses, dorks in glasses
I think that you’ll be impressed, babe
Eight pasty geeks!

Eight pasty geeks!
A brea-ay-ay-ay-ayk through!
Eight pasty geeks!
It’s sure to get a twenty share! ***

They’ll have to teach the girls
Where to find Kuwait
And then we’ll have the girls
Teach them how to date
Tube tops, short skirts, hacker T-shirts
Just watch dweebs try to talk to girls
Eight pasty geeks!
Eight pasty geeks!
Eight pasty geeks!

* In Hollywood, everyone calls everyone else "babe"
** British slang for chicks. Rarely used in the US, but it rhymes.
*** A reference to ratings. A twenty share would mean 20% of all televisions would be tuned to the show

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alvin - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment

never saw the show but i can still appreciate the humor in this

Rick C - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment

I haven't seen the show either but, like the song and the parody of it.

Guy - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Hey I'm a geek and I resemble some of those remarks. You would be surprised how many hot chicks actually go for the geeky guys. They like the tricks we can do with electronic junk and computers. They think it's way cool. Of course I maintain a professional demeanor when I am on the clock of my employer. And they don't care if they think that you are too old and you can't cut the mustard because they know you can still lick the jar. Loved the parody and if you want to score hot chicks get geeky, dude.

John Barry - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Fives for "Eight Geeks."

MrMacphisto - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Great job... lol

John Jenkins - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Excellent title and parody.

stuart mcarthur - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment

I never thought these words would ever appear in print, but I DID see the show, and it was exactly as you describe, McKludge - some very funny wordplay here - 555

Dee Range - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment

I see the security code is "FAB"....perfectly fitting a fabulous 'Fab Four' parody

Phil Alexander - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment

:-D I caught some of that show when it was on, but it was too damn pathetic to keep watching. But I think you got the pitch spot on.
PS Is "Birds" not used much stateside? See, it was educational, too

Kristof Robertson - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment

I, like Phil, have only had a passing look at the show (errk!) but this was a fine disembowelling, Mc K. 555
p.s. here's another Britism for future use..."totty" ;-D

McKludge - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment

alvin, Rick - Why I've never seen the show before either. Really. *ahem*

Guy - Must be a regional thing. Around here, hot chicks don't give geeks the time of day. "lick the jar?" That's a new euphemism for me

John, MrMac - Thanks

Jenkins - I came up with the title sub about 3 months ago, but finally made it work on Sunday.

stu, Phil - Might have to start a 12-step program for former watchers of the show

Dee - And my code was "EAT" for today's Bacon parody

Kris - Brit slang is cooler to me than US urban slang. Why would you call a woman "shorty?"

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