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Song Parodies -> "Dear Paris"
Original Song Title:
"Dear Prudence"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Dear Paris"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
Miss Hilton, after finally recognizing the pointlessness of her existence, becomes an agony aunt.....read her responses and some GENUINE testimonials from satisfied customers.
[RYAN, 18]
Dear Paris,
I think I might be gay
Dear Paris,
What will my folks sa-a-a-ay?
[PARIS]
Like, get a grip!
I SO don't care
I've been in jail
Now THAT's unfair!
[RYAN, 18]
Dear Paris,
Thanks a bunch, gal....you're great!
[FRED, 48]
Dear Paris,
I've split up with wife
Dear Paris,
What's the point of li-i-i-ife?
[PARIS]
I'll tell you what
You ought to do;
Buy a new dress
And strappy shoes!
[FRED, 48]
Dear Paris
You're the best...super advice!
[PARIS]
When in doubt (doubt doubt doubt)
Spend and flout (flout flout flout)
Try a pou-ou-out....
[JULIE, 33]
Dear Paris,
I got massive debt
Dear Paris,
On slow nags I be-e-e-et
[PARIS]
I don't know what
You're stressed about
Just get your dad
To bail you out!
[JULIE, 33]
Dear Paris,
errrr..The most helpful rich girl yet!
[BILL, 52]
Dear Paris,
I've just sold Microsoft
Dear Paris,
Now I'm feeling lo-o-o-ost
[PARIS]
Hey Bill, you stud!
Don't be alone
I'm here for you
Call my cellphone!
Dear William,
Honey, you can be MY boss....(grrrrr)
Dear Paris,
I think I might be gay
Dear Paris,
What will my folks sa-a-a-ay?
[PARIS]
Like, get a grip!
I SO don't care
I've been in jail
Now THAT's unfair!
[RYAN, 18]
Dear Paris,
Thanks a bunch, gal....you're great!
[FRED, 48]
Dear Paris,
I've split up with wife
Dear Paris,
What's the point of li-i-i-ife?
[PARIS]
I'll tell you what
You ought to do;
Buy a new dress
And strappy shoes!
[FRED, 48]
Dear Paris
You're the best...super advice!
[PARIS]
When in doubt (doubt doubt doubt)
Spend and flout (flout flout flout)
Try a pou-ou-out....
[JULIE, 33]
Dear Paris,
I got massive debt
Dear Paris,
On slow nags I be-e-e-et
[PARIS]
I don't know what
You're stressed about
Just get your dad
To bail you out!
[JULIE, 33]
Dear Paris,
errrr..The most helpful rich girl yet!
[BILL, 52]
Dear Paris,
I've just sold Microsoft
Dear Paris,
Now I'm feeling lo-o-o-ost
[PARIS]
Hey Bill, you stud!
Don't be alone
I'm here for you
Call my cellphone!
Dear William,
Honey, you can be MY boss....(grrrrr)
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5 views no comments? INSANE! This was awesome.5s
Poor Bill.... Lost Microsoft and Paris Hilton wants to sleep with him, what could get worse for the man?
We'll always have Paris ... as a source of parody material 555
that was hot
Good stuff, Kristof - 5's. Personally, I have a theory: Paris rehabilitating her image - (She's supposed to go to Rwanda to highlight the plight of the children there sometime next year). So, you see - a few more good and public-minded works, no new sex tapes, no more DUI's, etc., mix in the further dumbing-down of America and...Voila! A candidate for President in either 2016 or 2020. Hey, I don't think she can be any dumber than George Bush and I haven't seen much malicious intent so far..."Social Security?" "That's Hot"...You may not believe it, but if you told me 10 years ago how things would be today I would have told you that you were completely out of your mind.
Love the title - Dear Paris to Dear Prudence. I love PR's comment, too. Doesn't Paris know that the goody too shoes tour has been done?
Great title sub, and concept - my only complaint is you needed a much longer song to really get into it (maybe "Paris H Is My Agony Aunt" to "Paradise by the Dashboard Light"?)
Paul - you really think the Americans would vote for someone called "Paris"? Surely that's way too.. er.. French?
Paul - you really think the Americans would vote for someone called "Paris"? Surely that's way too.. er.. French?
Phil, current WH occupant shows there is no real "bottom" to our collective American Political Stupidity, so there's no real reason to assume there will be one in the future.
I hope folks prove me wrong in 2008.
Jack: I agree, mate: INSANE! Still, thanks for being the first
Matty: Worse? Peewee Herman in a gimp suit. ;-) Cheers McK: Yeah, I just can't get enough of that Paris kultcha!
Al: :-D Thanks
Paul: Good lord, I hope you're wrong, but I have a sinking feeling you may not be...:-O Thanks for the vote
2Eagle: But, dude: she can MAKE A DIFFERENCE! :-) Cheers
Phil: Agreed on the length- this took me 20 minutes to write at lunch today....it's one of those "just get it down then get it submitted" parodies: no delusions of grandeur about this one! And Phil, I'll refer to Paul's bottom comment for your answer
Paul: Surely there must be a bottom...surely? (OMG, there's NO bottom...ahhhhhhhhhhhh) ;-). But you guys don't have the monopoly on voting for idiots.
Matty: Worse? Peewee Herman in a gimp suit. ;-) Cheers McK: Yeah, I just can't get enough of that Paris kultcha!
Al: :-D Thanks
Paul: Good lord, I hope you're wrong, but I have a sinking feeling you may not be...:-O Thanks for the vote
2Eagle: But, dude: she can MAKE A DIFFERENCE! :-) Cheers
Phil: Agreed on the length- this took me 20 minutes to write at lunch today....it's one of those "just get it down then get it submitted" parodies: no delusions of grandeur about this one! And Phil, I'll refer to Paul's bottom comment for your answer
Paul: Surely there must be a bottom...surely? (OMG, there's NO bottom...ahhhhhhhhhhhh) ;-). But you guys don't have the monopoly on voting for idiots.
You could put Weird Al Yankovic to shame!
Jase: Weird Al will always get the last laugh, coz....brother get PAID!! Thanks anyways, matey
Good subject, very well created
Love the idea of Paris giving advice...cracks me up. Having done several myself about her and Brittney, Here's hoping they never die :-)
wow, that was brilliant Kristof - what a funny idea! "On slow nags I be-e-et!" LOL! That is what you call inspired use of an OS, folks - 555
Very clever as always. . .I think I won't ever take her advice, but I guess we all could learn something from Paris;)
AFW: Not much creation required, dude...Paris writes herself
Dee: With the chemicals coursing through their respective bodies, I don't think we have to worry for a while...(actually, I'm not so confident about Spears)
Stu: You ALWAYS say the right thing. Cheers!
Dave: I'm not sure what that would be, dude...and the thought frightens me. Thanks, buddy!
Dee: With the chemicals coursing through their respective bodies, I don't think we have to worry for a while...(actually, I'm not so confident about Spears)
Stu: You ALWAYS say the right thing. Cheers!
Dave: I'm not sure what that would be, dude...and the thought frightens me. Thanks, buddy!
Very good parody - excellent conclusion.
I saw this joke today, and it reminded me of someone:
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he can see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together! Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he can see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together! Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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