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Song Parodies -> "Why Folks Don’t Eat At Our Abode"

Original Song Title:

"Why Don't We Do It In The Road?"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Why Folks Don’t Eat At Our Abode"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Did you ever invite some friends or neighbors over for dinner and really pull out all the stops…You know, make them your FAVORITE dish, get all the extra-special ingredients that you don’t always take the trouble to get when you make it for yourself, slice-and-dice everything just SO? And then the moment comes…and THEY DON’T LIKE IT…and not only that, THEY’RE RUDE ABOUT IT. And then you wonder, “Just what did I do wrong?”…maybe this piece has some clues…
First thing you do is get a bowl
Then from your boot; remove the sole
Toss in a tadpole; live and whole
The innards from a toothless mole
Then two pints of porpoise pus
Mix up the brew and simmer slow

Some eye of newt and tongue of toad
And then tree roots caked up with mold
And then some mouse dung, and behold!
Can serve with rice or on a roll
Rude guests would not touch this stuff
Will eat tomorrow; still good cold

Invited friends for meal at home
They did not like it; told us so
Thought that was rude; could not cajole
They would not touch with ten-foot pole
They reacted with disgust
Then threw up in the toilet bowl


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Ravyn Rant - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
There's a sign in my kitchen: "Plenty of people have eaten my cooking and gone on to lead normal lives." This was fun! 555
alvin - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
you've cooked up a disgustingly funny parody
John Barry - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Ya did a lot with little to work with.
Paul Robinson - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks guys. I really don't cook too much anymore - unless you consider nuking frozen dinners to be "cooking".
adagio - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Sounds like a tasty recipe. lol Bunch a yukky 5's.
Kristof Robertson - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
How clever are you, Mr Robinson? Not only taking an absolutely nothing OS and creating a disgusting masterpiece from it, but coming up with a brilliant title sub, and not even using it the parody! Fine form, friend. 555+
Agrimorfee - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Best ever WDWDIITR parody in the history of the world, I say.
Paul Robinson - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pat! Well, thank you, Kristof. I'll certainly accept and bow to the bon mots with regard to the parody content. It was totally fun to come up with the lines. The best part of a piece like this has to be actually singing it with the music. I was wailing it out - lol. The title? Well, in this case the title was the most elusive part. I can't remember exactly what got me started on the piece, except that I do know it was while I was taking a shower - for whatever reason I seem to get some of my best and wackiest parody ideas and line under the shower nozzle. I know part of it is mis-hearing OS lyrics due to the muffling effect of the running shower and shower door, so that triggers a lot of parody lines and/or titles And I do remember that my opening line was the starting point...even though it doesn't particularly portend much of anything. I actually had another title on this for a couple days, but I didn't really like it. As I may have mentioned before, I do vocal overlay recordings of just about all the parodies I write now and I was working with this one a few days after I finished writing it trying to improve the recording - that's when the final title came to me. Go figure... but thanks for bringing it up - I find that revisiting the process can be quite useful in working up new ideas, but I don't do it often enough - and after a week or so everything kind of blends into the "murky past".
PMS - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Here, have three servings of fives
Guy - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Can't say when I've eaten so well. What did I think of the food you say? Uh, er, it was interesting. Takes another swallow and smiles broadly trying to supress the gag reflex. Remind me to beg off if you ever invite me over for dinner at the Robinson's. Your parody is most palatable, but sustenance - NOT. No 5 star meal but a 5 star parody.
John Jenkins - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
May I conclude that your guests did not take your wine and propose a "Here's to you, Mr. Robinson" toast. Very delectible, Paul.
Paul Robinson - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
PMS, Guy, JJ - Thanks! You will probably all be relieved and happy to know I don't cook much anymore and don't invite folks over for dinner, either. ~ ~ ~
Paul Robinson - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee - I missed your comment yesterday, you must have posted it almost simultaneously with mine. Thank you very much, that's a heady amount of recognition.

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