i told ya 'bout my hairy heels
the arching place is much the same deal
but that is not the case with my toes
but yet they're still gross

yes, in fact, they look quite gruesome
its pain that these little pigs give
tootsies have some bad bunions

they're looking awful calloused, you see, man
i'd say they're really lookin' diseased, man
the toenails on my feet just appall
but, man, that ain't all

cannot wear my shoes anymore...yeah
oh how i wanna make them look sweet...yeah
toosties have some bad bunions

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oh yeah
oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
tootsies have some bad bunions

a case of gout can make ya feel ill
and athlete's foot ?...i've sure had my fill
well, my toes are so achy, you see
its misery

rubbin' my toes with some lotion
tryin' to shake these lump filled joints
tootsies have some bad bunions