All the world is full of war
Blowing bombs and shooting guns
And we cruise across the streets
In the land of chalk and cheese

So we put on our cool shades
Play the song to our dismay
And we stretch across the beach
In the land of chalk and cheese

We all come from the land of chalk and cheese
Land of chalk and cheese, smelly smelly cheese
We all come from the land of chalk and cheese
Land of chalk and cheese, smelly smelly cheese

And we watch the X-Factor
Dumb contestants cannot sing
And we phone to vote
From the land of chalk and cheese

We all live in a land of chalk and cheese
Land of chalk and cheese, stinky stinky cheese
We all live in a land of chalk and cheese
Land of chalk and cheese, stinky stinky cheese

And we have a life of ease
From the land of stinky cheese
What a load of sheer nonsense
From this cheesy parody!

Come and visit the land of chalk and cheese
Land of chalk and cheese, sniffy sniffy cheese
Come and visit the land of chalk and cheese
Land of chalk and cheese, sniffy cheese

Come and visit the land of chalk and cheese
Land of chalk and cheese, sniffy sniffy cheese
Come and visit the land of chalk and cheese
Land of chalk and cheese, sniffy cheese

Come and visit the land of chalk and cheese
Land of chalk and cheese, sniffy sniffy cheese
Come and visit the land of chalk and cheese
Land of chalk and cheese, sniffy cheese