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Song Parodies -> "Here, Where There Lived Three Bears"

Original Song Title:

"Here There And Everywhere"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Here, Where There Lived Three Bears"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

they lived a carefree life
until that brat showed up here

clear
bears had gone out...it appeared
porridge too hot...so they left it to stand
little girl ran
inside where she broke a chair

fair
ringlets of gold in her hair
vandal, unthinking...how reckless was she
porridge, she's eating
and she doesn't even care

there was a broken chair
left the place untidy...she went on a tear
bears will suffer...she was mean and so unfair
porridge was not hers to share
in bed, she's leaping
right in there, she flies
closing her eyes
discovered by those three bears

her life they didn't spare
they were mad alrighty...how they must have glared
then her guts and bones were scattered everywhere
torn from her head was her hair
taunt bears, believe me...and you're gonna die
fur's gonna fly
don't go in a bruin's lair
in here...where...there lived three bears
here...where...there lived three bears


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TJC - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny, cautionary tail, Alvin! But, bruins aren't all that tough (did you catch Saturday's UCLA pummeling?)
AFW - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Another hilarious take on this fairy tale, alvin..
Tommy Turtle - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Goldilocks was such a brat... burglary, trespass.... saw a good one coming from the title, and you bear up to expectations. Sequel: Goldilocks and the Three Fives.
alvin - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks TJC.....good point...lol.....thanks AFW and TT
MasonR - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Better than my "Three Bears, Goldilocks: Surprise" parody of "Sister Golden Hair" although the ending was too graphic for me to..uh...bear.
alvin - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks mason
MrMacphisto - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
A tale of ruin by bruins... 5-5-5
alvin - October 09, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks macphisto

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