Song Parodies -> "Eatin' Humans"

Original Song Title:

"She's A Woman"

Original Performer:

"Eatin' Humans"

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The Lyrics

...as sung by a member of the donner party...

this stuff don't taste taste too pleasant
its all the food that's present
oily, fetid, nasty, stringy
i hate, ever, this endeavor
this stuff don't taste too pleasant
though its wrong, to eat my cronies
people keep me far from bony
ghoulish, but quite efficient

i don't feel joy arise
i hate to eat these guys
i ain't happy chompin' on meat
taken from the dead with cleavers
i don't feel joy arise
i devour steaks from fellas
queasy all the time as well as nauseous
that ain't no lie

eatin' humans is hard to stand
eatin' humans...i lunch on man

this stuff don't taste like pheasant
my hunger's still incessant
all the same i ain't got skinny
food's been severed from cadavers
this stuff don't taste like pheasant
sure, this plateful looks so homely
i would stop but its the only
food here...and so i finish

eatin' humans
eatin' humans
eatin' humans

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John Barry - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment

On rashers and bangers and Donners that's schnitzel. LOL in spite of myself.

AFW - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment

I couldn't pass this one up..tasty

alvin - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks john (lol) and AFW

MasonR - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment

Ghoulishly wonderful. Reminds me of the Monty Python line..."I object to the insinuation that the RAF partakes of cannibalism. I'll have you know we have the situation relatively under control..."

alvin - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks mason...i remember that MP episode....also they had a skit about a mortician suggesting to a customer that he eat his mother...he told him if he felt guilty later they could dig a grave and he could throw up into it. classic stuff

TJC - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment

Greusomely Groovy! ( I hope you didn't have to cannibalize any other works in progress to get this one out the door!)

Tommy Turtle - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment

Glanced at this before dinner, but decided to wait until after to read... you could do a sequel to "Timothy" by The Buoys, but that would be even sicker, given the Utah situation (do you KTOS?)

Peregrin - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment

These people should have chopped around! Good work Alvin :)

Agrimorfee - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment

Them's good eatin'!

alvin - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks TJC TT peregrin and agri

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