cut up and seasoned
we baked him, you see, and pigged out
never in season
we took him at sea, while en route, now

we went and ate flipper
call us sickos, yeah
they'd say its so wrong
but we doubt
that they'll find out

he's in the freezer
though we ate half, there's still spare
he's an old geezer
this ain't no calf we've prepared, now

we went and ate flipper
fans would picket, yeah
the flavor's so strong
and way out
but folks would pout

dine at leisure
he's on my plate like a ham
fined for seizure
if we were nailed by the man, now

we went and ate flipper
sunday dinner, yeah
so tell him, 'so long'
he's crapped out
that poor ol' lout

ate flipper
ate flipper, yeah
ate flipper
ate flipper, yeah