Song Parodies -> "And I Drug Her"

Original Song Title:

"And I Love Her"

Original Performer:

"And I Drug Her"

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The Lyrics

i am neanderthal
without a clue
and when i saw my love
i clubbed her, too
and i drug her

she fought and everything
most savagely
but to her knees, i bring
unconsciously
and i drug her

i overpower
until she lies
unenergized
huddled near me

bright are the stars she spies
when brutalized
her hands attack my eyes
her hair in mine
and i drug her

right to my cave, arrive
and slip inside
i have some love in mind
she seems to mind
and i drug her

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AFW - July 14, 2007 - Report this comment

You must've irked the ire of some feminist, alvin..who gave the low votes. These fives bring it up a bit...I like the cave era..that's when things were done right, and women knew their place

Michael Pacholek - July 14, 2007 - Report this comment

I was sure this was going to be about pharmaceuticals administered to her. But you went back to something else. Way back. In fact, giving this song a five is so easy, a Caveman could do it! Right, Bernard?

2Eagle - July 14, 2007 - Report this comment

No vote. This is just sick.

alvin - July 14, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks AFW and michael...and fair enough, 2eagle , i don't condone violence, i was just trying to draw an analogy between eras where men drug women and drugged women

Red Ant - July 15, 2007 - Report this comment

A prehistoric love story, set to a song older than dirt, lol. You oughta do "And I Drugged Her" next, though I can't guarantee the same high votes I gave here...

Max Hardcore - July 15, 2007 - Report this comment

I approve of this parody. That's the way it oughta be.

alvin - July 15, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks red ant and max

Ann Hammond - July 15, 2007 - Report this comment

he he

Bernard Pacholek - July 15, 2007 - Report this comment

I loved this, Alvin. You have painted a perfect picture of the way it should be between men and women. And if that makes me a "caveman," Mikey my little brother, then ugga ugga boo!

Dominic L. - July 15, 2007 - Report this comment

Cute. At first, I was thinking you were going to talk about giving somebody some crystal meth and raping them or something.

alvin - July 16, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks ann bernard and dominic

Agrimorfee - July 16, 2007 - Report this comment

It seems that you dug her as well. Somebody should organize a "It's Not What You Think It's About!" Contest.

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