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Song Parodies -> "Golden Arches/Nary A Wait/Recommend"
Original Song Title:
"Golden Slumber/Carry That Weight/The End"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Golden Arches/Nary A Wait/Recommend"
Parody Written by:
McKludge
The Lyrics
An ode to McDonalds, aka The Golden Arches.
Thanks to Mr. Ray (1), I’ll get my burger
Thanks to Mr. Ray, I’ll get my burg’
Cheap patties flung by sweaty guys
And soggy, over-salted fries
Golden Arches are in sight
Grumbling stomach’s feeling tight
You can be sure there’s one nearby
From New York City to Mumbai
It’s the perfect place, to ease my cravings
It’s the perfect place, for things I crave
Yes I would like to super-size
No I don’t want an apple pie
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Folks, you know there’s nary a wait
Nary a wait at lunch time
Folks, you know there’s nary a wait
Nary a wait at lunch time
The meat is fresh off the grill-o
Our chicken is free of salmonella
So if you’re feeling like a hungry fella
Go chow down
Folks, you know there’s nary a wait
Nary a wait at lunch time
Folks, you know there’s nary a wait
Nary a wait at lunch time
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Oh Yeah, All Right
Got my Quarter Pounder with Cheese, tonight
*drum solo*
Fast Food
Drive-Thru
Fast Food
Drive-Thru
Fast Food
Drive-Thru
Fast Food
Drive-Thru
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
I recommend
The Shamrock Shake
It’s the best flavor to … partake
Thanks to Mr. Ray, I’ll get my burg’
Cheap patties flung by sweaty guys
And soggy, over-salted fries
Golden Arches are in sight
Grumbling stomach’s feeling tight
You can be sure there’s one nearby
From New York City to Mumbai
It’s the perfect place, to ease my cravings
It’s the perfect place, for things I crave
Yes I would like to super-size
No I don’t want an apple pie
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Folks, you know there’s nary a wait
Nary a wait at lunch time
Folks, you know there’s nary a wait
Nary a wait at lunch time
The meat is fresh off the grill-o
Our chicken is free of salmonella
So if you’re feeling like a hungry fella
Go chow down
Folks, you know there’s nary a wait
Nary a wait at lunch time
Folks, you know there’s nary a wait
Nary a wait at lunch time
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Oh Yeah, All Right
Got my Quarter Pounder with Cheese, tonight
*drum solo*
Fast Food
Drive-Thru
Fast Food
Drive-Thru
Fast Food
Drive-Thru
Fast Food
Drive-Thru
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
I recommend
The Shamrock Shake
It’s the best flavor to … partake
(1) Ray Kroc was the founder of the McDonalds franchise
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Cute, but I'm still not gonna eat there! 555s
Give me five orders.
Lovin' it...
this is GREAT...my favorite of the day...i worked there when i was 16...you deserve some fives today
This is probably the best Golden Slumbers Suite parody I've read here. Sounds like it could be a real Mickey D commercial!
Billions and billions laughed. Top notch writing. But I'm with MasonR when it comes to chowing down there. 555
Thanks everyone. I think I might record this one.
Alvin - So did I. I think it's a law in the US that every male between the ages of 16 and 18 must work at either a fast-food restaraunt, a grocery store, or in lawn care.
I wanted to put a line in the parody about billions served, but I couldn't make it fit.
Alvin - So did I. I think it's a law in the US that every male between the ages of 16 and 18 must work at either a fast-food restaraunt, a grocery store, or in lawn care.
I wanted to put a line in the parody about billions served, but I couldn't make it fit.
I still remember the Shamrock Shakes although I haven't had one in a long time. By the way, does anyone know if there's a McDonalds in Israel that serves kosher food?
lovely lovely work (or is that The Pancake Parlour?) - no, the first stanza was perfect and the drollery continued - big 555 for the Big Mac(Kludge)
McKludge - If McDonald's™ is the break that I deserve today, I'd rather break a leg. Fine write.
Quatros Ouevos . . . . por Favor ! ! Senor McLewd ! !
Guy - I still go for some fries now and again, but yeah, I can't eat their burgers anymore.
Lady Two Eggs - Is that your Native American name?
Lady Two Eggs - Is that your Native American name?
^ Hey you, ~LordMcLewd~, from up above . . . The NewArched ANGUS is awesome, sir !
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