We can see your toupee
Do you have to keep us laughing till we can’t go on?
Got it on the wrong way.
Run the risk us knowing that your hair may soon be gone
Wig on, wear it out:
We can work it out

Think of what it’s saying
You can put it on and you still think you look all right?
Listen to what we’re saying
If you wear out, then get it straight, or look a sight
Wig on, wear it out:
We can work it out
Hair is very short, and it’s so fine
You’re fussing and dyeing no end
I have always thought that wig’s a crime,
So I will tell you once again…

We can see your toupee
Only time will tell you we are right, you’re looking wrong
While you wear it your way
There’s a chance that wig will fall apart before too long
Wig on, wear it out:
We can work it out
Hair is very short, and it’s so fine
You’re fussing and dyeing no end
I have always thought that it’s a crime,
So I will tell you once again…

We can see your toupee
Only time will tell you we are right, you’re looking wrong
While you wear it your way
There’s a chance that wig will fall apart before too long
Wig on: wear it out
We can work it out