Song Parodies -> "Computers"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

"Computers"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

My lament about my crappy computer. I WANT WINDOWS 95 BACK! Please comment.

Computers, mine goes really slow all through the day.
Maybe I should upgrade right away.
It must be Slow Computer Day.

Computers, annoy me with lots of warnings,
Computers, have another error,
Computers, have a BSOD.

Why it goes so slow
I don't know, no spyware found.
What did I do wrong,
Maybe it's the spilled soda.

It's memory is very low,
Many times I hate the computer.
Oh, I believe it's upgrade time.

Why it goes so slow
I don't know, no spyware found.
What did I do wrong,
Maybe it's the spilled soda.

Windows 95, oh how I miss it so much
Windows XP is so terrible.
I want my Windows 95.
*Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep*.

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Geek - April 28, 2007 - Report this comment

I've got a copy of Windows '95 running on one old machine I refurbished, and I've learned you can actually get Mozilla Firefox 1.5 to run on Windows '95 if you get enough of the right kinds of upgrades on it. It does take a while to load, though...

Red Ant - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment

Not great, 2:49AM. This could have been quite cute, but the main problem is that "Computers" has a completely different emphasis than "Yesterday". The rhyming and pacing started okay, but went downhill quickly. Still, not bad. BSOD made me chuckle. 343.

LPG-Unit - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment

Hmm, yeah, you could downgrade yourself back to Windows 95, but I prefer to switch to Linux or ReactOS (an open-source Windows NT clone) if I were to ditch that crappy XP thing... Nice geek thing, though... 343

2:49 AM - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks for the comments. My Windows 95 is in the basement, but I accidentally killed it in the year AD 2000. Deleted some vital system files. But anyway. I was going to type something relevant, but I forgot just this moment.

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