Song Parodies -> "S**t and Pee"

Original Song Title:

"Let it Be"

Original Performer:

"S**t and Pee"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

When I find myself onto the toilet
Poopy turds come out of me
Swept in sewer system
Shit and pee
And in my throne for fart, piss
Pee is spraying out, right out of me
Swept in sewer system
Shit and pee

Shit and pee, shit and pee, shit and pee, shit and pee
Swept in sewer system
Shit and pee

And when the constipated people living in the world agree
We'll sit on the crapper
Shit and pee
And tho they only farted
There is still a chance that they will be
We'll sit on the crapper
Shit and pee

Shit and pee, shit and pee, shit and pee, shit and pee
We'll sit on the crapper
Shit and pee
Shit and pee, shit and pee, shit and pee, shit and pee
Swept in sewer system
Shit and pee

Shit and pee, shit and pee, shit and pee, shit and pee
Swept in sewer system
Shit and pee

And when my colons rowdy
There is some crap left inside of me
Get it out tommorow
Shit and pee
I wake up and go poo out my shit
Poopy turds come out of me
Swept in sewer system
Shit and pee

Shit and pee, shit and pee, shit and pee, shit and pee
We'll sit on the crapper
Shit and pee
Shit and pee, shit and pee, shit and pee, shit and pee
Swept in sewer system
Shit and pee

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Jason - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment

This isn't funny, its disgusting.

I HATE IT - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment

What Jason said...completely disgusting. I would vote zero's, but unfortunately that number doesn't appear on the ballot. In many cases I wish it did. I still wonder if this author is related to Poopie Longstocking, or is him in another realm.

Bradford Boogie - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment

I would've thought this was funny in the third grade.

Harlow Goobley - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment

BB: I think it would've been funny in preschool or kindergarten, but at no point in time after that. Maybe this author is in the first grade or something.

Jason - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Im gonna report this to ChuckyG right now.

Guest to Jason - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment

You can report any "way-over-the-line" toliet parodies right here: http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=8514.0.html

Guest (again) - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment

Well, Jason, it seems like the admins haven't done anything about this one yet. I personally feel it should be taken down, due to the coarse language. You can still use the thread that I mentioned in my last comment to report such revolting paroides as this.

A Parodist Who'd Rather Not State His or Her Name - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment

That was disgusting beyond human comprehension. It might be funny to immature preschoolers, but not to mature people.

Red Ant - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment

The pacing was very good, but the subject matter is well worn out, and, I'm afraid to say, not nearly as good (bad?) as Poopie's stuff. Way two repetitive. 533 is a fair vote here, methinks.

Jason to Guest - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment

I saw that link. If this carries on I will report it further.

Guest - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment

Oh good. That thread was started two years ago by a "Mr. Critic" when toilet themed parodies began to go too far with one other author who wrote strictly about such material. I'm about ready to bump it up myself.

Johnny B Goode - July 26, 2007 - Report this comment

Dude, do you actually think that's funny?

Max Power - December 23, 2017 - Report this comment

Poomaster had a good run while it lasted. I loved how he used to pissed off that many people prior to his exile.

? to Hairdryer Setting - March 20, 2020 - Report this comment

Obviously you still have your nose shoved up a 🐱's rear end again. As usual

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