Song Parodies -> "Grains"

Original Song Title:

"Chains"

Original Performer:

"Grains"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Grains, my baby's getting enough whole grains
And they are the kind that you will need
Whoa, oh, these grains are whole, and are good to me, yeah

Grains, well your good cereal has whole grains
Even your toast, as well as rye
Whoa, oh, whole grains are for your healthy life, yeah

I wanna tell you, pretty baby
You think it's greay
To have much fiber
Now darlin', I'll get enough of these...

Grains, my baby's getting enough whole grains
And they are the kind that you will need
Oh, oh, these grains are whole, and are good to me, yeah

Cholesterol cabnot even
Just handle me
I can't forget this...
In case I'm not having enough of these...

Grains, my baby's getting enough whole grains
And they are the kind that you will need
Whoa, oh, these grains are whole, and are good to me, yeah

Grains, grains are whole

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Jason - April 13, 2007 - Report this comment

Did you spend about 20 to 30 seconds writing this? There are numerous spelling mistakes, its somewhat repetitive and its not even funny. 111

Max Power - April 13, 2007 - Report this comment

You parody gives people migraines.

Jason To Max Power - April 13, 2007 - Report this comment

Hey Max P, TSB has written over a thousand parodies now, so from your comment there must be a constand demand for headache pills internet-wide......

Max Power to Jason - April 13, 2007 - Report this comment

Hopefully its Advil

Jason - April 13, 2007 - Report this comment

Well I don't know why but I looked at the long list of TSB's parodies and have found the odd good parody here and there, but I suppose even a broken clock is correct twice a day.

Red Ant - April 14, 2007 - Report this comment

I counted two typos. bfd. I've done far worse on songs that placed in competitions. Not funny really, but not unfunny, the pacing was close, and the message was more positive than some of your other stuff. 434.

malcolm higgins - April 15, 2007 - Report this comment

someone else writes the od stinker too?? thought this was my area of expertise.. speling mkistakes and all..

George2 - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment

It is kinda funny, but shouldn't you not care how it's SPELT.

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