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Song Parodies -> "lard based sites"

Original Song Title:

"A Hard Day's Night"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"lard based sites"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i visit lard based sites
and i've been lookin'...at those dogs
i visit lard based sites
i sure like peepin'...at those hogs
i've got a new point of view
i find that slim doesn't do
rolls make me feel alright

they're showin' unsmall dames
about three-twenty...is what i think
and i'm mirthful just to watch them sway
the way they shimmy everything
those wider girls make me moan
i've given up skin and bones
you know i need more dame

when there's bones
everything seems too darn light
when there's bones
feelin' them makes me uptight
diet ?.....PFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT !

i visit lard based sites
and i've been lookin'...at those dogs
i visit lard based sites
i sure like peepin'...at those hogs
i love this overweight crew
and all the things that they do
rolls make me feel alright

(obese go-go dancers shake it during the guitar solo)

when wider girth's bein' shown
i find my cool bein' blown
you know i need more dame

you know i need unlight
you know i need unlight

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John Barry - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
L[arding]OL.
Paul Robinson - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Do them young folks still use that term "phat" for something that's cool? Well, if so, then this is definitely a "phat" parody piece...lol...5's ~ ~ ~ Geez, this new 'Security Code' thingee plays Hell with my dyslexia...I really have to focus to make sure I type the characters in the correct order...what happens if I screw up?
Jack Wilson - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome!
alvin - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks john paul (it just lets you do it again) and jack
AFW - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
This may be fat, but it still fits the other song, perfectly...and phits my philosophy..I think bigger is better, too....great job.
alvin - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
Ann Hmmond - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
Yoidy - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
You hit the fats to the max!! 555
Peregrin - April 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Alright alvin, big parody :)
PMS - April 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Tons of fun to read

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