we ain't alone...no where to hide
i never know where i will find her
another broad...begins to rise
i see her snuggle up behind her
ooh...then i suddenly see two
ooh...ain't no way that i need two
just a single dame...would be fine

we sit and hug...she's sittin' by
not two i wanted, but i hold two
she's half of one...share more than time
she creeps right in as i have told you
ooh...i can't neck when she's near me
ooh...cause she watches so clearly
can't they be untethered in some way ?

got a siamese twin for a wife

what can i do ?...its always three
when acts we do, she always stays there
we'd be two...if she'd just leave
though that would do, i know no way there
ooh...could i suddenly free sue ?
ooh...you can tell i don't need sue
just a single dame...would be fine

got a siamese twin for a wife
got a siamese twin for a wife

we ain't alone...no where to hide
i never know where i will find her
another broad...begins to rise
i see her snuggle up behind her
then i suddenly see two
ain't no way that i need two
just a single dame...would be fine