Guy DiRito, he has made
Guy DiRito, he has made
Guy DiRito, he has made, quite a big splash since he's come
hope he keeps writing songs each day,
parody songs, he does real neat-o
who is this Guy DiRito?
sending in a laugher with a ditty or two
pacing in, just keep the beat oh
funny stuff, this Guy Dirito
who'da thought Italians had a humourous side?

Guy DiRito, what he writes, stuff that will entertain us
when will he start to lose his will to say
as I eat my tostitos, I can laugh at Guy DiRto,
sent another parody to chucky today

Guy DiRito, can I ask?
how much of your stuff gets vetoed,
'specially like that one 'bout that guy "thong"?
me I think I'm kinda lucky,
I get cut some slack from Chucky
when I'm sending in a song about old-you-know-who..

Guy DiRito, when you rise,
up to the top submitters,
how will your scores be then compared to now,
you now have a three ones gremlin,
just to keep your scores from climbin
even though I think that your stuff is quite good

oh Guy DiRito, I'm amazed,
where would we be without you?
say what you think and just keep sending in the tunes