Lisa had to pee, you know
And horny for old Ralph, the ho
Said "Let's go!"
She's in lust for Ralph so she feels Fiennes

I'm outside the loo, you know
But something's up inside, I know
I heard so
She's intwined with Ralph and she squeals fine

I'm so mad, as Ralph gives her a whirl
Mile high fad, her necklace made of pearls

And as Lisa climbs the lance, you know
I pee right in my pants, you know
It just flows
I'm now sopping wet as she feels Fiennes

Lisa squeals "Divine! oh! oh!"
But we're still stuck in line, you know
We can't go
She's still in the loo as she feels Fiennes

Kristof's mad, cos she's his little cuz
Lisa's glad, cos Ralph's deep in the fuzz

Now a movie's in the works, you know
They named it "Mile High Jerks and Blows"
She'll make dough
And I now wear Depends when I have to fly