though, they woke up here this morning
they can't recollect last night
even though they had a good time
all their memories are slight
the punch was sweetened by my special brew
and i spiked it too much...with mountain dew

folks tried it through the evening
and it gave them lots of verve
some passed out and laid so stony
from the beverage that was served
and some were heaving, like their lives were through
cause i spiked it too much...with mountain dew

some had to snooze
and while iced, they smiled a-beaming
softly dreaming

if you swallow brew
it makes you slack before too long
though i really didn't plan it
i admit the dose was wrong
they got too drunk to leave, before they knew
cause i spiked it too much...with mountain dew

(banjo pickin' noises)

cups were teeming

people followed suit
they're on their backs among the throng
cause they really couldn't stand up
if they could, it wasn't long
cause i really overdid the punch, its true
yes, i spiked it too much...with mountain dew
yes, i spiked it too much...with mountain dew