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Song Parodies -> "Rabies Attack"

Original Song Title:

"Baby's In Black"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Rabies Attack"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

what fear...dog took a chew
rabies attack...and i'm feelin' blue
tell me, oh, what should i do ?

i...feel so grim...its so distressin', in fact
i hope that dog don't come back...why'd he attack ?

oh dear, what should i do ?
rabies attack...i hope i ain't screwed
tell me, oh, is it like flu ?

i...saw the cur
but did no teasin' of him
and though he bit on a whim
i'm mad at him

oh, how long will it take
till i tingle and ache...and feel faint

i fear what it might do
rabies attack...will horrors ensue ?
tell me, oh, can it be true ?

oh, how long will it take
till i shiver and shake ?...i'm afraid

i fear...cooties have spewed
rabies attack...my body's infused
tell me, oh, why was he loose ?

he grasped my limb
and, oh, his eyes were so slack
a foamy mouth, that's a fact
his teeth did hack

i fear..symptoms are due
rabies attack...now, i'm in the stew
tell me, oh, what should i do ?

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Overall Rating: 4.3

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Yoidy - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
You'll foam at the mouth, growl at the sun, hiss at little old ladies, bite fat chicks in the buns. $555 for my medical advice.
Adagio - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I think you'll feel more than just flu. Good parody, alvin. 5's
alvin rhodes - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks yoidy and adagio
Below Average Dave - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Beautiful-555-Another song that probably should have come out before the Gross-Out 2 Contest, maybe that should become a monthly contest too. . .Red Ant What do you think? A Gross Out 3 in February?
Meriadoc - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey Alvin - we're in synch - we ahve a rabies one coming out tomorrow. Different vector tho'... ;-)
Michael E Cormier - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice job.....Ohoh......I think I have rabies......wait, it's only the whipped cream from my sundae. Whew. lol 555
Paul Robinson - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
my brother David had to have rabies shots when he was 16 years-old...he got bit by an "unidentified dog"...since they couldn't locate the mutt they had to assume he could possibly be rabid...thus earning bro' Dave a "round' of shots around his belly button...he said they hurt like hell...but he didn't die from rabies. Gonna foam & froth out some 5's for ya' here ~ ~ ~ B.A. Dave: Gross? Well, it's not bad in that category, but with all due respect he's got a way's to go. I won the 1st Gross parody contest back in '04...I'd stack that piece up against any before or since...lol...but I won't name it here...lol...you wanna know, you'll have to hunt it out somewhere...lol...
John Lomain - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good parody!
alvin rhodes - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks dave merry michael paul and john

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