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Song Parodies -> "Tax Plan"

Original Song Title:

"Taxman"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Tax Plan"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

I'm really not this cynical (most days).
Let me tell you how Congress works
They need more money for their perks
They pass a tax plan, yeah, it's a tax plan

The bill goes to the President
Who checks how much he's gonna get
He signs the tax plan, yeah, it's a tax plan

There's some cash to pay the pages off
There's some cash there for Jack Abramoff
The Senate wants to fill its trough
The House wants salmon stroganoff

Tax plan
They say relax man, yeah, go play pac man

Republican or Democrat (aaah Mr. Clinton)
The money goes to make them fat (aaah Mr. Bush)
They've got a tax plan, yeah, a max cash plan

And if you say that you won't pay
They'll come and take it anyway
To fund the tax plan, yeah, that's the facts man

And it's really quite taxing on me
Tax plan

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Paul Robinson - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice job, Rex. It's hard not to be cynical if you've been paying any attention, especially to the last few sessions of Congress. I'm hoping (and expecting) the Democrats to be better than the Republicans were...those clowns surpassed any and all previous records for feather-bedding and self-enrichment - while cutting programs for people who might really be in need...that REALLY sucks. So it would be hard for the Dems to be worse, in my humble opinion. The new Ethics bill is a least a small step in the right direction...if it passes both Houses and gets you-know-who's signature, but I don't expect it to be a complete panacea. Here's hoping, though...
alvin rhodes - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment
well, i certainly hope the house gets its salmon stroganoff...lol
Kristof Robertson - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Same old same old on this side of the Atlantic, Rex...it's all about death and taxes. Great stuff. 555
Tommy Turtle - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Why not? I am... and it's all true. 10-10-10 minus 50% taxes = 555
PMS - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with alvin
Yoidy - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Tax plan? Let's have a tax ban!
Rex - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul (let's hope), alvin, Kristof, Tommy, PMS, Yoidy.
Michael Pacholek - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
And if you say that you won't pay... they just might come take YOU away! Fortunately, you can claim these five exemptions. Two terrific "Taxman" parodies in one day. You and the Hobbitses (Merry & Pippen) might want to hire a lawyer in case the IRS calls.

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