Let me tell you how Congress works
They need more money for their perks
They pass a tax plan, yeah, it's a tax plan

The bill goes to the President
Who checks how much he's gonna get
He signs the tax plan, yeah, it's a tax plan

There's some cash to pay the pages off
There's some cash there for Jack Abramoff
The Senate wants to fill its trough
The House wants salmon stroganoff

Tax plan
They say relax man, yeah, go play pac man

Republican or Democrat (aaah Mr. Clinton)
The money goes to make them fat (aaah Mr. Bush)
They've got a tax plan, yeah, a max cash plan

And if you say that you won't pay
They'll come and take it anyway
To fund the tax plan, yeah, that's the facts man

And it's really quite taxing on me
Tax plan