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Song Parodies -> "Susy in the Loo with Diarrhee"

Original Song Title:

"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Susy in the Loo with Diarrhee"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

I usually don't do excretion songs, but a mondegreen inspired on me with this - and we have an epidemic of stomach flu currently rampant here in North...
Picture yourself with your bottom on fire,
With knot on your gut and a pain in your eyes
Toilet now calls you, you get there so quickly
- A girl with colitis goes by.

You empty your bowel of yellow and green
Contents of metabolism -
Look at the mirror, it's pain in your eyes
And poo comes -

Susy in the loo with diarrhee - (Diarrhee!)
Susy in the loo with diarrhee - (Diarrhee!)
Susy in the loo with diarrhee - (Diarrhee!)

Ah... Ah...

Follow the symptoms of gastroent'ritis
Nausea with taste of vomit in mouth
Oligopeptides come trickling the taste-buds
They come up to harass and tout.

Loopaper reels are consumed oh so quickly
The stench is incredibly stark
Climb on the john with your rear end in fire
And it comes...

Susy in the loo with diarrhee - (Diarrhee!)
Susy in the loo with diarrhee - (Diarrhee!)
Susy in the loo with diarrhee - (Diarrhee!)

Ah... Ah...

Picture yourself with no carbohydrates
Reduction on lactose and no chocolate pies
Drink just warm water and antibiotics -
The girl with colitis goes by

Susy in the loo with diarrhee - (Diarrhee!)
Susy in the loo with diarrhee - (Diarrhee!)
Susy in the loo with diarrhee - (Diarrhee!)

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AFW - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
As poo parodies go..(pun intended) this one doesn't bottom out too badly, and deserves top flushes
Yoidy - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Any song that mentions oligopeptides is fine by me! 555
Michael Pacholek - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
You bowled me over.
2Eagle - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
How about a song about "irregularity" for the aging Beatles generation.
aoit - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Immature song. Write about something else.
Tommy Turdle - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
"colitis goes by" for "kaleidoscope eyes" was genius... Yoidy stole my comment; I'm a slut for parodies containing sesquipedalianisms.... Graphic, but the title was a clear warning coughaoitcough. Actually, rather Charmin' parody... Take Imodium; Ivoteum Fives.
Kristof Robertson - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Ignore aoit, Susanna: this was disgustingly funny, and the first time I've ever come across the word "diarhee". :-) 555

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