Song Parodies -> "Resolutions"

Original Song Title:

"Revolution"

Original Performer:

"Resolutions"

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The Lyrics

you say you're makin' resolutions
well, ya know
you are gonna break your word
you think you'll reach complete ablution
well, ya know
just the thought is so absurd

and you can talk about redemption
but you know that it just won't work out
still you know its gonna be...all right...all right...all right

you say you're makin' restitutions
well, ya know
you will stumble, truly grand
you'll wind up feelin' retribution
well, ya know
you're doomed with such a plan
but don't start to bummin' cause people, divine, folks hate
all would be jealous, my brother, if potentate
still you know its gonna be...all right...all right...all right

your list requires some dissolution
well, ya know
all that stuff just bends your head
who needs that kind of involution ?
well, ya know
why be filled with all that dread ?

and if you go carefully wishin' to win somehow
you ain't gonna make it so give up the urge right now
still you know its gonna be...all right...all right...all right
all right...all right...all right
all right...all right...all right

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Yoidy - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment

That's right! Why bother? Here's some 5s!

John Barry - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment

Great rhyming job.

Johnny D - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment

I resolve to vote 5s for this parody before 2007 arrives.

AFW - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment

Timely and well done..

PMS - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment

I agree with John and AFW

Stuart McArthur - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment

i make them every year, alvin, and have done for 40 odd years, and I have never kept a single one, but THIS years' gonna be different......................(meh...) - 555

Below Average Dave - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment

I resolve not to be Chubilicious anymore. . .and to continue participating in AmIRight so that I can come across well written and thought out parodies like this on a daily basis-555 miser Alvin Starr. . . .

Michael Pacholek - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment

My New Year's resolution is to meet a woman capable of launching a thousand parodies, all of them praising her. Meeting one online doesn't count: It has to be in person! Anyway, this parody was so good, it was revolutionary. Then again, next year, as Lennon himself might put it, it'll be just like starting over!

Tommy Turtle - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment

Really like "ablution" (and other words that aren't same-old, same-old). 555

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