Three words: Appomattox Court House. You lost. You're still a loser.

How refreshing to see the unfettered viewpoint of an out-and-out racist fool. Pacing was good, but I don't see how anybody could find this remotely funny. If this really represents your point of view you are a complete and utter imbecile. 5-1-1

Proud - as a rightwing fascist, aren't you opposed to the First Amendment? While I'll defend your right to free speech - you have given me, this country and the world yet another reason to detest your rightwing, divisive ideology. To those on this site - both left and right - I ask you to join me in protesting the moral decay of our society by not voting on Proud American's/Linda Terhune's "work". Get off your soapbox, you've lost your audience. Bye Bye.

IL has an excellent point.. PA clearly craves an audience. Otherwise, why would he keep posting this demented, intentionally provocative drivel? Join IL's suggested boycott. Without any attention, parody parasite PA may wither away.

I, for one, admire Proud American's stance. He is defending his country, right or wrong. He is loving his God and is amazed at the miracles of Christ as I am. I hope he Christianizes everything. He is a marching Christian soldier on the football field of God, and that moves me. It really attracts me (sigh).

I don't know what's funnier, ProudAmerican's bull, or "Christian Sally"'s unthinking sycophancy. I find it hard to believe PA is not writing tongue-in-cheek, and even harder to believe that CS is what she says she is... as Little Richard might have said:
Well "Christian Sally", she's hittin' on
Right-wing, facist "ProudAmerican"
Oh, crazy... reckon she's crazy
Too-woo-woo-woo crazy
Dumb bums all-Right

The Christian Soldier is hit while running on the football field of God - he fumbles and it's picked up by one of the Leftards. The Leftard is taking it down the field - the world is cheering - he's to the 40, 30, 20 he could go all the way - he takes a leap of faith into the end zone - and . . . the leftard scores. The game is over - and now let's go to Jesus to award the trophy - clearly god must be a fan of the leftards.

proud American- I think the work Iv'e seen from you goes too far. Iv'e wondered if I was looking at a hate crime on one of them.

ProudAmerican, you are an all-out moron. I thought your "Sugar We're Going Down" parody was awful...this took "crap" to a whole new level. Stupid, trite, racist, I could go on for ages...the whole reason the world is as f'ed up as it is right now is we've got Bible-thumping idiots like "Proud"...and yes, I say we boycott this "parodists" "work"... Hell, we shouldn't even READ them...don't even click the links in the new parody section. Well, I'm out. Good day.

Your devotion is very moving, Proud American. I can see you march across mountains and valleys carrying our flag all across this fair land of ours, God's land, with me by your side. Pay no attention to these heathen critics, for as Christ said, "they knoweth not what they do." Someday God will take you into his arms and free you from your liberal oppression. You, God, and The Flag are enough for me.

Christian Sally - you are no christian. 1) Thou shalt not admire Proud American's stance. 2) Proud American is not defending his country 3) Proud American is wrong, although he is a rightwing extremist 4) God does not love Proud American 5) Proud American has somehow created me in his own image 6) God does not want everthing Christianized 7) Proud American is not a marching Christian soldier on the football field of God because the only football field that God looks into is in Dallas. 8) Sally, God says don't be moved 9) Sally, thou shalt not be attracted by those who use my name in vain. 10) Proud American will be going to hell. This is the word of God.

For Christ's Sake! What is wrong with you?! You make me sick.

Its nice to see Mr 1s coming to his senses at last. Shame this ProudAmerican author can't. He is right up there with George Hamlinton IV. This parody is VERY VERY offensive.

Any god who looks kindly on the Dallas Cowboys is not worthy of worship, or else why would he allow the team to play in a stadium that, like its fans, has a hole in the roof? Sally, a flag is a symbol. We don't pledge allegiance to the Statue of Liberty or the Liberty Bell, so why the flag? It's also considerably more replacable: If one gets damaged, they're making more of them every day. And it has nothing to do with religion. And P.A. might want to look up the words "love thy neighbor." I'd settle if you followed "blessed are the meek"!

We built the stadium with a hole in the roof so that god could watch the Cowboys. However, after the past six years and after reading the comments of Sally "the Christian?" and Proud American, we would like to say that our god is not their god. We also do not want to be associated with Sally, Proud American or George Bush. We are willing to close the hole in the roof as proof of our sincerity. Thank you.

Hey cheerleaders! When u r up there closing the roof, could you shuck those panties?Thanks!

D'yall think that Christian Sally is one and the same person as ProudAmerican, whose trying to kid us that girls like him?

What panties? These Texans are more immoral than the Immoral Liberal. Reckon - no, Proud American and "Christian?" Sally are the same person talking to themselves - Linda Ter-loon.

Quit it PA. You're giving us right-wingers all a bad name.

Why?

So you are a Racist just as well? Quelle surpris.

My question is how does he keep getting approved.

Susanna, you are out of line, as usual! Not all right-wingers are racists and not all left-wingers are saints. You are just as bigoted as PA. Leftists are just better at hiding their racism. Deny all you want, liberals. God knows everything.