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Song Parodies -> "My Nine Wives"

Original Song Title:

"In My Life"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"My Nine Wives"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

there was grace, who i dismembered
of my wives...that's one i maimed
me and heather fought together
now she's gone...with no remains

i was taken by ramona
i brought on her end...just how, can't recall
but she's dead and i'm still livin'
my nine wives...i snuffed them all

busted paula's head and clubbed her
she was so stunned...she had no clue
and poor emily went out screamin'
when a tickin' bomb, near her, had blew

poisoned slow, my newlywed, rebeccca
and beaten with chains, was wee lenore
i know i fooled the cops when asked about them
my nine wives...i snuffed for sport

fed to crows, my lover, sweet melissa
and rita, last seen, had washed ashore
i've always knocked 'em off when dealin' with 'em
my nine wives...i snuffed for sport
my nine wives...i snuffed for sport

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Phil Alexander - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Sick, but dead good.
Yoidy - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Not a love life, but a blood life! Grim, but good 555
Michael Pacholek - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Do we dare give this anything but a five?
John Barry - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Fives for "Nine." Now how about a kitty parody, "My Nine Lives"?
Ravyn Rant (aka Conan the Grammarian) - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome pacing but the first murdered wife should be "Grace, WHOM I dismembered". 555
alvin rhodes - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks phil yoidy michael (lol) john (good idea) and ravyn (ah, the who/whom thing always confused me)
Meriadoc - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
He's Alvin IX he am.... :-)
alvin rhodes - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks merry (actually only married twice, and they're both still living)
Johnny D - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody is sick, perverted, twisted, and wrong. It gets three fives.
Michael Pacholek - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
As Johnny well knows, just because a parody is sick, perverted and twisted -- or even demented -- that doesn't necessarily make it wrong.

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