Song Parodies -> "I Won't Eat Tongue"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes The Sun"

Original Performer:

"I Won't Eat Tongue"

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The Lyrics

"Lenguna" is a fancy name for Tongue. Makes sense...If they just called it Tongue, do you really think people would order it?

I won't eat tongue (no no no no)
I won't eat tongue
Because it's disgusting

At a deli my friends said I should try Lenguna
When they served it, I thought right there that I would faint
It was a tongue (no no no no)
(and) I don't eat tongue
Because it's disgusting

Pity Bessie, she tries to moo but nothing happens
Pretty messy, because her tongue is on my plate
I won't eat tongue (no no no no)
I won't eat tongue
Because it's disgusting

Gross, gross, gross, it's a tongue
Gross, gross, gross, it's a tongue
Gross, gross, gross, it's a tongue
Gross, gross, gross, it's a tongue
Gross, gross, gross, it's a tongue

Frankly speaking, French kissing just won't be the same now
A tongue sandwich? Don't want my food to lick me back
I won't eat tongue (no no no no)
I won't eat tongue
Because it's disgusting
Disgusting
Disgusting

Parody by Mason "tongue in cheek" Resnick

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alvin rhodes - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment

funny in an icky sorta way...5s

Paul Robinson - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment

We seem to be on a similar wave-length, Mason...I've got an "icky food" piece coming up for tomorrow, if I have time to submit it today. Clever piece...5's ~ ~ ~

John Barry - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment

First "cock," now "tongue." You and Matthias should collaborate culinarily. Maybe "Here's cock on tongue"?

MasonR - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Alvin! Paul--can't wait. John, er, uh...I think I'll stick to corny vegetable parodies from now on! :-)

Susanna Viljanen - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment

My mom served us often tongue in dill sauce when we were kids. It was delicious. Children have less prejudicies on food than adults - as long as the taste is not bitter or foul.

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