[ACT THREE]
[SCENE SIX]

{Setting: Bubba's Trailer, Night}

(Paul, Bubba, and Justin haul George's drunken body to the trailer)

JUSTIN
"Damn this guy can sure drink"

PAUL
"Oh, that's nothing he only had twelve beers"

BUBBA
"That's it? Man, that boy can't hold is liquor"

(Justin opens the door to find Sadie standing in front of a stove in a NASCAR t-shirt)

JUSTIN
"That shirt looks familer"

SADIE
"It's yours, I didn't want to get stained or wrinkled At least not yet"

(Sadie drops the spatula and knocks Justin down onto a chair, then sits on his lap)

(Bubba and Paul drop George)

BUBBA
"Well, I guess we'd better hit the old dusty trail"

(Bubba and Paul take off running)
(Justin cries out, Sadie holds a finger in front of his lips)

SADIE
"I'm baking a pie, how light and flaky do you like it?"

JUSTIN
"Very light, and awfully flaky"

(Sadie kisses Justin on the cheek and goes into the kitchen)
(She returns with a pie, which has rabbit ears sticking out of the top)

SADIE
"I hope you brought your appetite"

JUSTIN
"I brought everything"

SADIE
"Then dig in"

JUSTIN
"You must have been through hell to get this"

(Sadie sits on Justin's lap)

"Roadkill Pie"
By The Charnster

(SADIE)
It was a working day
On the long drive home
Wow, I hit the big one
In the road alone
All I need: a handy shovel
I've got one, my own.

Bunny pie, some may call me bit crazy
Wife can't cook cause she's lazy
I'll take you with this knife

Oh bunny pie, my starvation is tragic
We'll eat you, it's so magic
It's just the circle of life.

You'll become a legend on a dirty plate
And now the thought of eating you
Is making me feel so great

My bunny pie, you could feed my family
Though you might think I'm silly
You're the food of our lives
Bunny, get in my belly

God shines upon me this day
With this present
The best part: It did not cost a cent

Roadkill pie, I'm drivin' you to you're new home
where you'll be able to roam
In our stomachs tonight

Oh bunny pie, bunny pie