[ACT TWO]
[SCENE THREE]

{Setting: Against the wall of the General Store}

(George is spray painting the over the word General to read "Genital")
(Paul is laughing)
(Bubba is sitting bummed out on the ground)

PAUL
"Dude, like, lighten up man. You're driving away all the customers"

(George hands Bubba his joint)
(Bubba takes a drag and coughs)

BUBBA
"It's no use guys, I've been fired from the place I's poured my heart and soul into and now I'm breaking the law in order to get money. Chet is right, I'm poor, broke hobo"

PAUL
"Dude, man You're killing my buzz"

BUBBA
"Sorry, but what can I do?"

(George pulls out his wallet and a pack of cigarettes)

PAUL
"George is like right man, work for us, sell some dope to dopes"

(George flicks his cigarette butt aside)

BUBBA
"But it's illegal, I's never done anything, illegal in muh life. Except fer my wife"

PAUL
"Dude, it's about time you did, I mean it's good money, and if it was that like bad man, would we do it?"

BUBBA
"Yes"

(George shrugs and nods)

PAUL (slaps George)
"Shut up man! Like Bubba man, seriously you need to chill out dude, mellow dude, mellow. Dude lemme tell ya a story about like a friend of mine"

(George pulls out a guitar)
(George bobs his head and starts playing)
(PAUL dances)

PAUL: "Oh"

"Roadkill Raccoon"
By Jack Wilson

(PAUL)
Now somewhere in the town of Birmigham,Alabama
There was a whole bunch of roadkill racoon
Cause one day this man walked out with a gun
Searched and tanned all their hides,cause he didn't like them
His name was Bubba McCoy
The only hunter hick in town
Him and his wife lived in a big trailer too

All the raccoon ran around his room
And the rest of his big ol' trailer
Bubba had equipped with a gun
To shoot all of his raccoon rivals
Those raccoons rallied around the house
Through the trash it was their fancy
Bubba's wife's name is Jill but he calls her Dil
And their house it sure aint fancy

Now them and their neighbors named Lacey and Dan
All went to a big hoedown
Rocky, their friend, came burstin in
Said "Let's gather for a raccoon showdown!"
So they went out at night with flashlights
And roadkill was just "roundt he corner

See, the raccoons had gone through all their trash
Trash was all over their hay and the gardens
Like empty soda bottles,cans and crap
Bubba had to clean up just every scratch
And it looks better,now theyre killin all raccoons available

The roadkill raccoons, laid all on their roofs
No there was no survivals
They all went back to their trailers
And had a roadkill festival

BUBBA
"You know what Paul, George, you guys are right! I can't just sit around here and feel sorry for myself, I have to make a diffrence, I have to"