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Song Parodies -> "Heather My Dear"

Original Song Title:

"Martha My Dear"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Heather My Dear"

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The Lyrics

Sir Paul discusses his latest headache...
Heather my dear,
Though we spend our days in litigation, please
Speak truthfully,
Heather my love
Don't libel me,
Heather my dear.

Where's that arm wound, you silly girl?
You made that up
And you think that I'm an abusive guy
You don't have a leg to stand on, it's mean but true
silly girl

Take a good look around you
Take a good look and you're bound to see
That you and me were meant to be
Former spouses
Silly girl


Don't you smear me, you silly girl
Heather, you're done
And you think you can get a hundred mil,
What you'll do for my money really does astound me
silly girl.

Heather, my dear, you won't survive cross-examination, please
I see through you
Heather my love
See you in court
Heather my dear
Parody by Mason "All you need is lawyers" Resnick

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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alvin rhodes - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
great concept and execution...extra credit for the "i see through you" line
John Barry - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I judge this a high 5s.
2Eagle - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I see through her, too - like thin air. All she wanted was his money. There must be a lot of women around who would marry Paul if he didn't have a dime.
TJC - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, at least he's no longer feeling under the heather...
AFW - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Good job, hard to Beatle...
Kristof Robertson - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Mr Resnick, this is SO excellent; well done! We should soon be expecting a glut of Lady Mucca parodies, so good job getting in early. 555
MasonR - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Alvin--thanks. I knew I had to get an "I'm Looking Through You" reference in there somehow. John, 2Eagle, TJC, AFW--thanks! Kristof--yeah, I can see it now--"All My Lawyers," "Lady McCartney," "P.S. I Hate You," and many more Heatherized Beatle hits coming soon! I'm glad I beat the rush.
pickle - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm expecting Maxwell's Silver Hammer to come down on her head myself! Also 'We Can't Work It Out'. And what about 'Helter Skelter' - as in 'you may be a lover but you ain't no dancer'! Not with that leg. Channel 4 in the UK recently repeated the first episode of 'My Name Is Earl', where Earl steals money from a one-legged woman. Are they fans of Paul at Channel 4?

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