Whine, Britney, whine
Mrs Federline
You're older, spottier, fatter

Of pointless plastic pop you were undoubtedly the perky teeny queen
You hooked up with some Californian yokel; now a hillbilly has-been

Whine, Britney, whine
Mrs Federline
You're older, spottier, fatter
So whine, Britney, whine

Cristina Aguilera, though a total tart, outclasses you by miles
And frenching with Madonna; that was sadly the last time you made us smile

Slide, Britney, slide
Buy a double-wide
A pick-up and a red setter
You're fried, Britney, fried

From Toxic to Neurotic, Your Prerogative's to jumpstart your career
Coz Kevin's had less work than Stevie Guttenberg; so who's buyin' the beer?

Whine, Britney, whine
Baby, One More Time
I doubt you'll ever do better
So whine, Britney, whine

You're drivin'; baby Sean is steerin'you said "We wuz only goin' slow!"
It's time that you hooked up with Jacko: make a kiddie safety video

Whine, Britney, whine
If I might opine
You no longer really matter
It's time, Britney, time

Whine, Britney, whine
Mrs Federline
You're older, spottier, fatter
It's time, Britney, time(retire.)