let me bake you brown
cause i'm gonna chew...pillsbury meals
icing's unreal
and muffins, blue are all about
pillsbury's meals forever

baking is easy with doors, closed
the window, manned, so you can see
they're getting brown...those sticky buns
soon i'll take them out
its sure to fatten up poor me

let me bake you brown
cause i'm gonna chew...pillsbury meals
they're quite a deal
i'm stuffing donuts in my mouth
pillsbury meals forever

no food, i think, is such a treat
i mean the fat is high, not low
that ain't too good, you know
who cares...i still feel alright
that is, i think i ain't gone bad

let me bake you brown
cause i'm gonna chew...pillsbury meals
better than veal
i often buy the whole store out
pillsbury meals forever

always, at mealtimes, you will see
lots of red hot rolls consumed by me
i think i'll have cream cheese
oh yes, but it won't last long
i just can't seem to let it be

let me bake you brown
cause i'm gonna chew...pillsbury meals
cookies revealed
no ugly food or i will shout
pillsbury meals forever
pillsbury meals forever
pillsbury meals forever