She's not a girl who misses lunch
Do do do do do do do do
She's innundated with much junk in her diet plan.
Physical activity disdains.
A man who's endowed with a mullet commandeers
To go obtain food.
Fries and apple pies piles of spam; jaws busy
Working overtime.
And not to mention all the moon pie sandwiches ate,
And donuts with unnatural lust.

I need a fix so y'all go down
Down to the chicken place way downtown.
Pick up a six pack to wash it down.
Mother's posterior weighs a ton.
From the davenport can't be sprung.
Mother's posterior weighs a ton.
One with the fabric has become

Hygeine just cannot be done
(Gol dang! Whoo hoo!)
Hygeine just cannot be done
(Gol dang! Whoo hoo!)
Can't move nothin' but her arms
And yet meals we bring'er she grows bigger.
I know our mobile home smells like a barn
Because hygeine just cannot be done
No it can't.