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Song Parodies -> "Hygeine Just Cannot Be Done"

Original Song Title:

"Happiness is a Warm Gun"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hygeine Just Cannot Be Done"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is of course for the White Trash Albumn. I think the situation it describes is one of the ultimate white trash news stories of all time. Remember the story of the woman who became fused to the sofa?
She's not a girl who misses lunch
Do do do do do do do do
She's innundated with much junk in her diet plan.
Physical activity disdains.
A man who's endowed with a mullet commandeers
To go obtain food.
Fries and apple pies piles of spam; jaws busy
Working overtime.
And not to mention all the moon pie sandwiches ate,
And donuts with unnatural lust.

I need a fix so y'all go down
Down to the chicken place way downtown.
Pick up a six pack to wash it down.
Mother's posterior weighs a ton.
From the davenport can't be sprung.
Mother's posterior weighs a ton.
One with the fabric has become

Hygeine just cannot be done
(Gol dang! Whoo hoo!)
Hygeine just cannot be done
(Gol dang! Whoo hoo!)
Can't move nothin' but her arms
And yet meals we bring'er she grows bigger.
I know our mobile home smells like a barn
Because hygeine just cannot be done
No it can't.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Matthias - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Two Words: Ewww Gross, Two More Words: Great Job!
alvin rhodes - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
wow...great job on a tough song
John Barry - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
What Alvin said. "Mother's posterior weighs a ton" was especially inspired.
PMS - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias, alvin and John. Wrote itself once I got started
AFW - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm not in a mobile home, but you must know some of my neighbors...funny spoofin'
Anaïs - August 13, 2010 - Report this comment
"Mother's posterior weighs a ton"... LOL

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