Let me tell that my family feels
Strongly about having regular meals.
Cupboards are bare so
Out to the yard I go
Lookin' to prevent lack's hardship
So the rest of us can live.
Cook up not-so-fast young 'un.

I tell you baby food's tasty as can be man
And I should know because so far I've et three man.
And here's a cooking tip for ya'll
Turn out best of all
When baked in the cast iron stove yeah
Ooo-wee mama! The most tender meat yeah
Cooking up my last young 'un.

Since the revenuers blew up our still
We got no income and we can't pay our bills
It's hard to feed a big family
Roadkill's scarce you see.
To get off the dole I've no notion
'Less I get sent to the joint for.
Cooking up my last young 'un.