Bum on, Bum on, Bum on, Bum on
No job I'm unemployed
No jobs at that Big Boy
No job, Except for sleazy
That job would make me queasy
I'm uneasy
I'm uneasy

Everybody's got somewhere to work
"Cept for me, I'm a Flunky

The cheaper you go
The more crap you buy
The more crap you buy
The cheaper you go

My cash, gone
Cash gone

Cash gone, I'm a poor boy
Cash gone, can't eat Poor Boys
Cash gone, no heat and freezing
Cash gone, Dude, I'm not teasing
Getting breezy
And I'm sneezing

Everybody's got somewhere to work
"Cept for me, I'm a Flunky

I applied throughout; hope a job I will get
Hope job I will get, cause I applied throughout

Now I bum on, bum on
Need job, Will sell sex toys
Need job, will cook bok choy
Need job, will make your fleas flee
Need job, will make that cheese, Brie
Have no degree, Have no degree

Everybody's got somewhere to work
"Cept for me, I'm a Flunky

Hey!

Bum On!
Bum On!
Bum On!
Bum On!
Bum On!
(Repeat "Bum On!" until you get a job)