Blacked out, sleeping in the countryside
wakes up in the morning high and dry
calls his wife
then he sits there waiting for those burgers to arise

Sits there thinking that it serves him right
shouldn't drink four pints of bourbon neat
then his wife
drives the truck to get him and he vomits on the seat

byerk - barf (sigh)
byerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk! barf (sigh)
picks at his teeth with a stanley knife

[ beautiful accoustic guitar as he starts to feel better]

buys some fries
che - rry pies
washes 'em down with a can of Sprite

Back at trailer-park at dead of night
in the frontyard sets his car alight
calls A.I.
claims it on insurance and then blows it all on wine
what's the point of working when the option's lowlife crime
wasting space on earth until his maker says it's time